Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.

Father, gamer, Brony; enough said!

I am a brony in Wisconsin

~♥~

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)

I quite like TittySparkles. Consistent quality, and more self-aware and character-focused than a lot of the typical clop. - /mlp/

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

Grammar_Nazi is gone. Forever. If you hired him, don't expect him to be doing anything else. R.I.P.

A Floofy Bat

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

It's alive. It's alive! He's ali- Aw, now it's dead. No, it's alive again! Whew, that was close.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime near the end of the week."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?

My favourite is Applebloom! Spikebloom is my OTP!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Hanako is my wife. || Retired. || Head is still an animal.

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author, nonbinary icon, Formidable Feather. I hope you have a lovely day!

In darkness we swim, hunting for survival. Mankind is that hunter, ruthless in it's pursuits of perfection. The ultimate weapon of destruction is what humans are, forever.

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

I try too hard to be edgy lmao

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I am really indecisive. I think...

Howdy ya'll!

A pegasister trying to figure out her place in life.

I like writing short stories. ^w^ Not sure whether they're good though, haha.

An old dragon living peacefully Far south of Equestria

there once was a time when this site was my whole life :')

The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.

Please don't read my old stories, wow.

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

My world does not revolve around me, but I revolve around the world, keep moving, don't give up, you are yourself, be that, not what others want.