Cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

Prince of Space

Suh dudes

Time I got better at this writing shit. Time I make a story worthy of being written. Time I write as a grown-up rather than a confused teen. Time to get started...

I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Not much to become heartless.... Just certain circumstances.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

.................I'm Fryguy, and I like writing and stuff, I love making friends.

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

I will follow you all

Unicorn Developer

"You think you know me..."

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Yes