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Canadian Brony!

GIGA NIGGA 9000 DEATH HOLOCAUST MACHINE HAS BEEN SUMMONED, EACH FOLLOW DESTROYS ONE MAJOR CITY.

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

The world is full of strange people. I'm one of them.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

big is best | patreon! | subscribestar!

O.F.P.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

For the love of the Gods! If you fav it, like/comment it! Same goes for dislikes!

Professional imbecile

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Author of mildly successful B-List featured stories, freelance editor, and man of many expensive hobbies.

Hi! I'm CanadianFluttershy. I'm from Québec, Canada. I know how to speak English and French fluently, and apparently my writing is not so bad :)

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

I'm back, I guess.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I'm back in action, baby! :D

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

A simple dude who'll write stories that no one ever tries. Also, Tia is best pony.