Pithy Statement

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

Time to make some good horse words. (Patreon)

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm not dead yet

Is that a terrorist?!?

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

The Eater of Worlds | Follow the buzzards | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

One way of putting my main goal in life: Ensuring I am on the devil's most wanted list and a threat to him every day.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Already got a FiMFic account for non-adult stories so thought I'd start up one for the more mature edged stuff and give it a go.

(Insert witty comment here)

Whenever you feel small and insignificant, just remember: Middle Earth was saved by a nobody...and his gardener.

I write for the fun of it. Just trying out a few ideas to improve my writing, and hopefully get some awesome, critical feedback!

Feel free to send me a ko-fi!

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

Valar morghulis.

A little turtle who likes to write

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Welcome to main page readers! my name is Floral Essence (aka NinjaMare), and here you will find mostly HiE fics, among other kinds of fics. hopefully you all enjoy what I have to offer.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.

The world renowned writer of such great works as "What am I going to write?" and "It's rubbish, start again."

I write to write, and will try to help those that are having life troubles. My IRL friends labeled me the male Princess Luna because of my night owl status. I am King Artermis of the Moon.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Sock/No!)

Mostly harmless.

*clever quip*

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

I have a whole new found respect for authors after attempting to write my own stories. Seriously, Christ!

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton