I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

A Kittykat who writes stories online about ponies.. Sounds Legit.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

In it for the porn and the fanfics, also clopfics cuz why not best of both worlds? Sunbutt is love, Sunbutt is life

Farewell.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I write almost solely M/F and F/F vanilla sex. So if that's what you're looking for, congratulations: you found it.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Hello!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Tall, broad shoulders, short dark hair, or no hair, light skin, a bearded mountain man to be frank. That or a teddy bear. :3

What to do with my life now

Something-something horse narrations.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

A clopfic author.

I often find myself a victim of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Yet strangely Mary sues aspire to be me...

I just write for fun. Don't take things too seriously.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Zephyr Verve, editor, proofreader, creativity well and professional moron at your service!

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

Is that a terrorist?!?

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

A writer of long journeys and absurd comedy. Now with added interest in agriculture.