"I'm Off!" said the Madman!!

CPL 0311 Rifleman in the United states Marine Corps.

Sand Sucks

Stay awhile, and listen.

Not very active here anymore.

Sometimes I write stories.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Hi, I'm The Brown Dog. I'm a Dog and I'm Brown. That's about it...What? Did you think there'd be more? Because there isn't...So...Yeah. You can stop reading this now.

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

Ponies? Yes, ponies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Commissions currently OPEN

I make them fanfics and whatnot. Who cares.

Explosives... what explosives I don't have any explosives.

I'm just a teenage Автомат Калашникова Модернизированный, baby

Dead as a doornail since 2014

O.F.P.

DODGING RESPONSIBILITY AT MACH 20!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Rufyart am Fvoe, Enevhfyart am Levjaffeb... igmu xirt yev vatyf ar fye irom

A heavy thinker with heavy artillery.

I write in the name of the Emperor.