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boredhooman


May
29th
2015

Actually in the Army now · 5:25am May 29th, 2015

Officially a tanker

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Feb
1st
2015

In the Army now · 5:45am Feb 1st, 2015

Joined the Army as a tanker. I leave for basic within a week.

I know I'm never on here, but eh fuck it, I'm not dead, guys.

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Jun
19th
2014

One Pony's Terrorist cancelled · 5:21pm Jun 19th, 2014

I haven't updated this in almost two years and I've lost all interest in the Conversion Bureau universe. Hell, the entire ACB group is a husk of its former glory, if you want to call it that, and the actual CB group is zombified as far as I can tell. Things have changed. As part of the "inner circle" of ACB, it feels kind of sad, but it is what it is I guess. It was fun while it lasted.

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Jun
19th
2014

Warpony 3k Cancelled · 5:07pm Jun 19th, 2014

Let's be honest. I haven't updated this thing in two years. I hate to say it, but I am officially ending all work on this story. It is open for adoption, however. If you want, you can PM me for negotiation. If you want some closure, it's essentially just the first Mass Effect game only with spess hoerses.

It did, however, end with Shepard riding Malleus out of the Reaper wreckage like a badass.

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Mar
29th
2014

Not Dead Yet... · 3:49am Mar 29th, 2014

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Sep
25th
2013

NWNT Update · 3:05am Sep 25th, 2013

Yes, I'm still working on it.

After a long break...

Anyway, I'm in the process of specifying the order of battle. I've settled so far on Third Marine Division, Third Marine Regiment, Third Battalion (abbreviated to 3/3).

Company I (Callsign: Hawk
Company K (Callsign: Vulture)
1st Platoon: First Lieutenant James Werner
2nd Platoon: Second Lieutenant Alex Clarkson
1st Squad
Sergeant Steven Myers
Alpha
Corporal James “Ronnie” McDonald (SL)

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Jul
4th
2013

Happy Freedom Day · 12:45pm Jul 4th, 2013

No, I don't hate America. I'm just a fan of a little self-deprecating humor.

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May
26th
2013

Short story (S.T.A.L.K.E.R.) · 11:52pm May 26th, 2013

“Come on, you used to love this when we were kids!” a man complained to another, hefting his AK-74 onto his shoulder, while his partner groggily crawled out of his sleeping bag with a deep scowl on his face. “Being out in the woods, poking and pointing sticks like they were guns...”

“I’m sorry, Pasha,” the second man replied. “But if I remember correctly, the woods outside your mother’s house did not have bloodsuckers behind every other tree.”

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Mar
21st
2013

It's not over. · 1:57am Mar 21st, 2013

The happening has yet to begin.

For you uneducated plebeians/people who haven't been keeping up with the news, the Scary Weapons Ban 2: Electric Boogaloo was shot down.

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Mar
5th
2013

(Related to Warwolf blog) Expect a new story soon. · 5:13am Mar 5th, 2013

Fucker capitalized my name...

Remember that last blog with the quote from Warwolf? My new story will be like that sort of. It's going to be reviewed in the next few days on Ponychan's /fic/'s Training Grounds.

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