Howdy, I’m Burt.

My profile name humiliates me but it's the one i chose, might as well keep it

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Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I fucking love baked beans.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

O.F.P.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

The antilife equation.

Just living the Canadian life. So cold, so very cold.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

Are you a Rebel?

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

There are some things which you cannot do. There are some limits on even a Noble's actions. Never learn these limits. Never accept them. You are a Lord or Lady of this earth.

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

God, I'm so sorry.

Swedish injection molding technician

Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.