I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

What a beautiful Sunset.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.