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Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

This is fiction. But it is based...

My body is ready.

I never take life seriously, most don't survive it anyway

FreeRunner,DJ, Author

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

World of Tanks player(ironically same as my username here), FimFiction author and viewers, WarThunder player(still the same username) and etc.

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

crack is love, crack is life

Experiencing writers block since...umm....I'll describe it eventually.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I am convinced this entire website is the conglomerate of every known tumor in medical history.

In darkness we swim, hunting for survival. Mankind is that hunter, ruthless in it's pursuits of perfection. The ultimate weapon of destruction is what humans are, forever.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

I read it for the Plot.

Done.

Hi, I'm just someone who just writes for fun. Don't expect great stories from me, or a lot of productivity. I'm also a Samurai if you've seen me at Babscon.

U W0T M8?

Everyday writer for your needs.

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

I write in the name of the Emperor.

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

space is a waste

I rather have blood and gore then rainbows and sunshine Apple jack is best pony but Clayton Carmine respects his family more.I LOVE THAT POP (Blows a Haters head off.)

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

If one has the knowledge, and the ability, and the desire to effect change, then one has also the responsibility to do so.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!

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