Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Compulsive writer of crossovers

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

[birb intensifies]

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Unicorn Developer

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Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

You're stupid pretty. I'm pretty stupid.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!