Are you a Rebel?

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

Big Mac is Watching

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.