I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

Just another brony who enjoys literature. Nothing much. :I

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

ACAB | Kinky aroace ♠️ | All pronouns accepted

It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo

Shut up. Just write.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

We need more Saddle Arabians.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

DODGING RESPONSIBILITY AT MACH 20!

The Chief Defender of International War Crimes at the World Court in The Hague. He also trains egrets & flies an ornithopter. He currently lives in a van down by the river & is personally unpleasant.

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

The guy with too much time, and not enough drive to write.

This shit is so pretentious I got a fucking film school degree.

I'm just a person that likes to write, slowly getting the handle on writing with a schedule.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Aspiring film editor. When I write I shoot for awesome and nothing less. Anti-censorship and pro free-speech.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

There are about 170,000 other users with better and more ineresting things to look at than I do. What in blazes are you doing here?

Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

A writer who writes things.