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Freescript the Bard

Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold.


Hi, my name is Markus.

I thought it was going to be a normal Sunday morning. Boy, was I wrong. Not even out of my bed I discover that I am now Rainbow Dash... and I'm still on Earth. In wake of my sudden change, I try to handle the situation with my knowledge gained from the fandom, my inner brony writer helping me along the way. However, as I soon find out, I'm not the only one with this problem...

Just a self-insert thing I started to get rid of a bout of writer's block. I don't care if it's liked or hated, so enjoy. Please remember, criticism is greatly appreciated, as is praise.

EDIT: For other stories in this universe, PonyEarthverse

Chapters (26)
Comments ( 762 )

Holy schist I love this e_e

Another... story?

*Jaw drops fast enough to cause a sonic rainboom*

I shall be following another brilliant story of your's. :twilightsmile:

Don't take this as an opportunity to stop writing Brony Recon though. :derpytongue2:

Reminds me of the story about the guy who turned into Lyra.

No obvious errors spotted. I'll watch and see where this goes.

HUH? Maybe I'll read tomorrow, considering it's late where I live :derpytongue2:

Yes, all my Internets! Definitely following!

Very interesting... but what inspired you to be Rainbow Dash?

Holy schist!

Also, when they called it My LITTLE Pony, they weren't kidding! Your Rainbow Dash is about the size I imagined a foal would be.

This fantastic, can't wait to see more of your work :rainbowkiss:

I was confused when this prospect bugged me more than it should have. The fact that I was leaving my followers hanging… that I was restricted by circumstance… I broke down crying, curling up and holding my rainbow-maned head between my hooves. What's wrong with me? Why do I feel so guilty?

He doesn't think of the fact that the body he is now inhabiting is that of the element of loyalty? I dunno about you, but I thought of that possibility rather quickly reading this. Then again, with the stress of waking up as Rainbow Dash, it might've just not occurred to him.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Rainbow_Dash.png

Great chapter! Can't wait for the next one!

I'm gonna predict what's going to happen next...

THUMP THUMP THUMP THUD CRASH...pain...:facehoof:

1451544 You assume he's thinking clearly. If you were in the same situation, would you be thinking about that?

1451895 I'm a bit of an oddball like that, yes. When in any given situation, the first thing on my to-do list is "calm down and start thinking clearly."

The sad part is: there were no lies in that statement.

Another loud yowl from my stomach reminded me of why I originally needed to act like a neck-injury patient. With a determined, Rainbow Dash worthy smile, I made my way over to the…
…stairs. Schist.

I think Twilight had this problem once... :twilightoops:

This sounds very promising. I'll be watching.

I told you about the stairs! I told you man!

Anyway, on topic, do you think that this could be a collaborative group? Like the Chessverse and Ponyfallverse?

Whoa, dude. Let me finish this story before anything!

1467479 :ajbemused: What I mean is that several authors work together to write several things in the same universe. For example, there could be some magical thing where some fans of the show turn into random ponies. One could be Twilight, another Derpy, etc. Also they could crossover. Capeeche?

I get ya, brah. However, before anyone starts building off this, I want to set the canon. There are a few things I want to set in stone first. In the meantime, stay tuned for more hilarity!

I do have a suggestion, though. Maybe he/you could decide to look at the news to see if there's anything about anyone else becoming a pony, and then discovers a broadcast where Lauren Faust and John de Lancie got transformed into Celestia and Discord respectively, but not know where the Elements of harmony are? And then he freaks out? Just suggesting.

This story is great :trollestia:
Keep up the good work!

Oh. My. God...The plot has been twisted!


Chapter 2 & 3 have the exact same word count. Not sure why I brought that up. I guess I just found it interesting.

If Rainbow Dash is in your body... then it's over. She sleeps on a cloud.

This is epic. Keep up the good work.:twilightsmile:

What if she was sleeping in a tree when it happened?
Or possibly on the ground?
No way to show that time on Earth is identical to time in Equestria.

It seems likely, because he implied that she woke up as it happened.

This is getting greater that great. :pinkiehappy: Can't wait to see how many people find themself ponies in the chapters to come. :twilightsmile:

So my advice was good?

So will it be a shared universe yet?

What the...Allright, whos' idea was it to keep this story hidden from me!? This right here is hilarious! Why haven't I seen it before?
Whatever. A new story, filled with laughs and readjustments. I'm diggin' it.

...Sooo, there are ALOT (or just a few?) of people, turning into ponies? How in the world is this happening? Ya' know what, forget I asked. I'm gonna love where this leads to.

How did u get you're cutie mark on you're profile pic to look so awesome?

I drew it myself. Just match the RGB of the background with your pony.

So, you made Jean de Lancie a villain. :rainbowderp: I wonder what his plans are compared to Discord's plans. :trixieshiftright:

I think the real question is whether de Lancie bodyswapped with Discord or not, and in either case, which is which. (I don't think any standardized syntax for referring to body-swapped persons exists)

Also whether de Lancie is Discorded, would be a good question....

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