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Rarity confronts Blueblood about him being seen at a restaurant with a mare that looks just like her

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happy literal last minutes of Pride Month!

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I'm surprised Rarity reads the tabloids... :pinkiecrazy:

I know exactly how long to maintain eye contact! Three to five seconds, varying the length for emphasis, before briefly looking away and back again.” Rarity demonstrated. “I’ve been practicing since I was a filly!”

Ah. So that’s how you figure it out. :trixieshiftleft:

“I mean, that doesn’t make me terrible, does it?“

“It does, sir,” Pharynx stated flatly. “But you would not be you without it."

burn.

Need to fix your tags. Says Thorax but it's Pharynx. Is there no Pharynx tag?

Can changelings feed on narcissism? If that is the case, Pharynx is going to end up an overweight changebug living with Blueblood

:duck: Spike. Diner at six. Dress for the occasion. My treat.
:moustache: Sure. Yes ... Okay?
:twilightoops: Really?

FIVE HOURS LATER

:moustache: Hey Aunt Cadance! Princess Cadance over here! .......... ?........... Pharynx???
:raritystarry: He's a Bug Fooler?
:moustache: So a bug buggerer?

:trollestia: Oh bugger the secrets out

:facehoof: TMI Spike TMI Rarity

This is so much something that only Blueblood would come up with. I hope Celestia catches him!

this is actually a really good story with a really neat ship, I liked it :)

Howdy, hi~!

Ha! Banger. Loved how much of a goober Blueblood is in this. Fun ship and great Rarity interaction. Thanks for the read~!

Food is food and should be eaten, not turned into art.

This almost could be a double entendre from Pharynx after he dresses up all prim and proper as "Rority" for Blueblood...

I'm half surprised this is my first time reading a romance fic where the one of the party decides that the changeling of the pair should disguise as someone else for their date. For laughs and giggles.

Interesting story, Wordsmith!

And one must always be themselves, at the end of things, shouldn't they?

Ah, exquisite irony. And I do love how both Rarity and Blueblood have precise formulae for appropriate social behavior. Etiquette manuals are lovely things when social interaction has become an elaborate ritual in and of itself.

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should you be?
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and Rarity would know!
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hehe but inadvertent! Pharynx likes that he is terrible but is honest with himself about that
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thanks for pointing this out! i put the tags and descs together in a rush while sleep-deprived and am honestly surprised this was the only mistake
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hehe, and what is narcissim but self-love?
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no idea what this means but thanks for reading!
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hehe yeah, if he does go through with the Cadance thing Celestia really would have to do something
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aww im glad, thank you! :)
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thank you! i really want to write more with them
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this is such a great idea i will pretend that this is what i intended the whole time
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thank you! and yes, i'm surprised it hasn't come up in anything i've read before, either
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oh Rarity certainly does, but not Blueblood! relying on anything other than your innate sense of revulsion to determine what is or is not proper is so middle-class

I hadn't looked at the tags, so I assumed Blueblood was with EQG Rarity, so Pharynx showing up was a nice surprise. This was fun!

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