The idea was brought up in a forum I frequent that maybe Blueblood wasn't interested in Rarity for a reason. Nothing new, I know, but it made for amusing enough brain food that it kinda spiraled out of control, getting long enough to be it's own story, not just a silly little scene by itself.
This is the result, enjoy!
Also: on a hopefully-not-breaking-any-rules issue, I googled the cover image, saved it, copied and pasted it here. Someone please let me know if that's not allowed or something.
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Seriously, I laughed much harder than I thought I would at this... well done. You should make a sequel to this where he meets Fluttershy again.
... Bravo, sir. Bravo. Fluttershy accidentally created a second Fluttershy, with help from Rarity. XD And Blueblood thinks he was TOO charming... the oblivious ponce!
Yes! I love it. Ass or not, Blueblood is the best. And that ending! Of course Blueblood would think she was addressing him. Again I love it. I would, however, consider removing the last paragraph for a stronger ending.
Also, a typo:
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Glad it was amusing!
There were actually quite a few typos, now that I pay some attention to those red, wavy lines.
4079131 You know... now I'm going to be having a thread dedicated to this story in the forum. XD
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I look forward to whatever silly scene-making shenanigans ensue!
Well done fine sir, this story is most entertaining.
Or... : "Hello, Miss Rarity. You look lovely tonight. I was wondering if you could tell me where I might find Miss Fluttershy?"
What? Too easy?
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That is indeed something Blueblood could and very much should have said if he weren't a royal ponce in this rendition.