Perpendicular Curves

Twilight insists on lending Rarity a trashy risqué book. Rarity really wishes she’d turned it down.

Gift fic for RBDash47 who also did the cover art!

You can also read this story and others on my personal website! c:

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Vaguely Demented

Vaguely Demented #1 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 12 · ·

I do like the knowledge that none of her friends will respect that sign.

Turbotune

Turbotune #2 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 4 · ·

i mean, maths is pretty cool, and things in real everyday life that can be related to such smart topic is fun.
i know the dork romance is supposed to be the focus but……the maths joke…… it reminds me of the classic "naked singularity", that was a riot~

Asolem2

Asolem2 #3 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 7 · ·

“ Why the foyer?” Rarity interrupted. Bear in mind, this was not her only question, but it was the easiest one to get to without needing a glass of wine. “ Who picks the foyer of their house to make out?”

That's a fair question

Stahlseele

Stahlseele #4 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 4 · ·

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Hey, you know RD.
Patience is not exactly her strong suit.
As soon as the door is shut, the snogging can start.

Myrkin

Myrkin #5 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 19 · ·

They were both idiots.

Heroes of Equestria, fillies and gentlecolts. :D

Axolotl222

Axolotl222 #6 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 8 · ·

Wait: TwiDash? And cringy nerd puns?

Just take the Derpy already!

Gyro Pony

Gyro Pony #7 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 2 · ·

...discussing Dash’s tangential approach to the curve of the hillside landing zone.

zx29b

zx29b #8 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 7 · ·

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it reminds me of the classic "naked singularity", that was a riot~

Yeah, I guess Evening Glimmer winds up with Prism Slash after all. At least Twilight didn't make ~~Uncommon~~ Rarity edit Calculust.

hypervelocity

hypervelocity #9 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 5 · ·

That pun will now haunt me for eternity, thanks Mono.

HorseWordFan

HorseWordFan #10 · Feb 21st, 2023 · · ·

Really glad to see you adding your stories to the site again.

Shrubb

Shrubb #11 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 15 · 1 ·

Rarity made her way downtown, trotting fast, Golden Oaks-bound.

I like how the silly portmanteau pun antics of Twi and RD distracted everyone from this.

FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #12 · Feb 21st, 2023 · 20 · 1 ·

A jock is just a nerd that decided to focus on sports statistics. Brilliant work in capturing the brilliant stupidity that is Twidash. Thank you for it.

falloutshelters

falloutshelters #13 · Feb 22nd, 2023 · 4 · 1 ·

Rarity forgot. Everypony in this town is crazy.

EnchantedEyes

EnchantedEyes #14 · Feb 23rd, 2023 · 2 · 1 ·

“We weren’t. You’re dreaming,” Rainbow Dash replied immediately, which earned a groan from Twilight.

The Mystery Fluttershy Fan

The Mystery Fluttershy Fan #15 · Feb 24th, 2023 · 1 · 1 ·

I'll make an audiobook of this if you want.
I just skim read it to check there's no explicit sex that would be too lewd for Youtube. I'll get my microphone out later today.

fanreader999999

fanreader999999 #16 · Feb 24th, 2023 · 1 · 1 ·

Nightmare Mooned lovable idiots!

Turbotune

Turbotune #17 · Feb 24th, 2023 · 1 · 1 ·

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but, even the bravest heroes can get corrupted by the most powerful and weakening forces in the world……
love.

Myrkin

Myrkin #18 · Feb 24th, 2023 · · 1 ·

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I admit I don't know what it is about that line that I missed. Other than using word "downtown" in connection with not-a-city like Ponyville. Is there some reference in it I'm not getting?

Shrouded Lunes