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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
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What I leaned is that A: Sweetie Belle lost her dictionary powers/asking questions about what words mean is how she gains them. And B: Diamond Tiaras mom is guilty for everything and also I hope the hospital refuses treatment at least for a few days/weeks.
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We can all drink to that.
LMAO that ending Diamond Tiara just deliberately infected her other mother with an STD
Heheheh. Thanks for the smile.
This was some of your best work to date, so many stellar jokes. My only critiques are that everyone eating Smolder's eggs is very weird, and that you used the same abbreviation for Sweetie and Sandbar.
herpagonasyphilaids everywhere. 2 pills and a shot in the butt aint gonna fix this problem
Aside from the implication that Yona is unattractive (as opposed to a 12), this was phenomenal.
Why not make this porn?
Does anyone else feel like Cadance was inflating her resume just a tiny bit?
I broke into hysterical laughter at the fireworks bit. I rate this 10/10.
I hope Diamond Tiara told her father. Now that was a great read.
IT'S EGG TIME BABY
A+ FIC SHOUTOUT TO UNPROTECTED SEX
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As if he were tapping her, he's smarter than that.
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Because it's funnier this way.
I would love to see those entries.
What the hell happened to Dinky? And where did Button pick it up from?
Oh that's where.
This got me, I actually laughed out loud.
Now that's where your wrong kiddo. What a fun story.
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That's not all she inflated.
Even if DTs mother stopped the sex ed in class they still got better sex ed then most kids now days.
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Yeah, everycreature knows:
Yaks best at smashing
My personal theories are:
1) Yaks also best at not getting STDs
2) Yona not yet done smashing (please hold cure for STD and for pulverized pelvis on standby)
MANY SUCH CASES!
Smolder is a mammal now
fantastic fic!
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LOL, point. Maybe she meant "vertebrate."
Thats how the best stories tend to start.
This was great. Got a good chuckle outta me.
I am both terrified and aroused to see what this is all about.
This was quite a funny story.
That was hilarious. I loved it. However, "Subject SB" was used to refer to both Sweetie Bell and Sandbar.
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Whoops, you're right! Fixed.
Glad you enjoyed!
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Fixed! I missed the abbreviation bit.
I'm going to assume some combination of time shenanigans and/or novel developments that catapulted Equestrian epidemiology forward twenty years.
Smolder scowled. "Ahem."
"Or any other kind of vertebrate."
Bold words from her future husband.
Exquisite madness. I have to assume having a princess as a coauthor meant that the journal was willing to overlook the less-than-professional tone of the article.
Absolute... rediculous... GOLD
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She grew timey-wimey balls.
Derpy isn't speaking to Doc.
Oh, Scootaloo, you don't know the half of it...
This is sorely missing the 'glowing eyes'/'ascended eyes' emote.
Also I'm suprised Twilight didn't seem to be a part to any of this.
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She was in Canterlot,
fuckingnegotiating with Ambassador Skystar.11507895
And that, shall be a story for another day, right?
Redheart: First Sergeant & Combat Medic, Ponyville Militia, 14th Battalion, Equestrian Home Guard
Awesome, I see we’re starting in the Best Universe
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Aww, they offed Holders Boulder bestie.
Vince McMahon is that you?
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I remember that fic.
lol nicely done
This is so nasty.
*quietly upvotes and favs*
Seriously lost it at chafing dish.
Gallaloo also sounds disturbingly like an unpleasant euphemism.
All I can say is: Ocellus, what the hell?
A number of these sound like titles Pinkie pie would have.
Nothin' good anyway
that is EVIL. I love it!!!
So was Button Mash's symptom making SNES soundfont noises and joining Sweetie in Uematsu's Draco and Maria opera?
His mom would be so proud. Or more proud than angry about them not taking precautions.