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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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You should try to look at this world differently. But not like a robot that gets high from electricity! I still remember that episode from Futurama!
I mean, your mood is clearly damaged.
The story has no views, but already has rating votes, this is suggestive.
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I think the site takes a while to register the views. I don't own the site, so it's not my fault.
Or perhaps some of my fans/haters been giving me votes.
EDIT: If you drop to the bottom of the story when opened (as of right now) you will see it has about 100 views.
Well ok then.... Thanks for the story?
10792318
You speaking as if this costs you money to read.
10792331
Extactly.
I do like the Nostalgia Critic.
...huh.
10792359
Confused?
this could use a sequel
10792383
Maybe. I'd rather the base story be longer for that sort of thing. Like having the human have more build as to who he is, and maybe not even an 'Anon', or not second person.
That said, I could do a prequel and a sequel combined into one story. Who knows?
Or it could be just left as a short story. And someone else does a better story than I ever could based off this story.
10792386
well thats up to you. I would however liked it a little longer.
This is absolute degeneracy that most sane people would hate.
....
I like it.
Or he could have tried being stealthy and...I don't know, killing all of the world's enemies from the shadows...? I mean, if physically weaker, then one just has to use different tactics than relying on brute strength. Killing a creature in its sleep, from changelings to dragons, also works pretty well. So do shock tactics.
10792567
Chrysalis has an army. He would be overwhelmed.
10792434
There's nice belly rubs, and Celly big ass. What's not to love?
10792326
I don't know man, I like your stories because how anon can do the impossible.
10792596
Yeah, true, but it's still better to either win or die trying, in my opinion. Even if it's suicidal, go down swinging. There's no death better than either a warrior's death, or a retarded death, like slipping on a banana peel and busting the head open. Though with the latter, I could also have "Like a dumbass" as my epitaph, so that'd be pretty funny...to me, anyway.
10792627
I like having OP Ponies' weaknesses being pets and belly rubs. It's their kryptonite.
10792596
Fair
10792628
do not question the logic of MLP fanfic shitposting magic
10792657
...Huh? Oh, I see now. Meh, it's less about the shitposting logic and more about me just disagreeing with Anon surrendering.
Hehe, fun read. Although if i had to choose a butt to claim as my prize, it would be the bugbutt. What better way to rehabilitate her than to keep her close to you?
Knowing this is from Bendy, it looks like I'm gonna have to use phalic needs to win
10792714
I'm sure they can work something out. But in the meantime, Sunbutt needs to face sit on her into submission. XD
Also what was trying celestia to do? subdue her or suffocate her?
i dont see a death tag.
10793243
Errr... she be fine. If you had read some other stories of mine it has a lot of nondeadly facesitting with a macro pony sitting on someone like a human.
10793250
so subdue her?
10793252
Basically. But I kind of want it open-ended in this story. I think it's sometimes good to not explain things sometimes in stories. Make something a mystery to some degree.
10793256
As long as there are not nay unceremonial deaths i am cool with it.
though i get the open ended but you could (shady eyes) expand it :)
10793262
I don't like grimdark macro. I like big soft big, heavy booty ponies doing nondeadly facesitting.
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I am with you there thats why i asked ya.
I don't suppose you plan a sequel, do you?
10793271
I'm not sure, sorry. I mostly make these short stories overall. With the rare long story.
10793273
Oww.. okay.
I spit out my drink... PRICELESS 👍
10794721
The mighty Queen defeated by loving belly rubs.
10794735
Subdued by belly rubs and defeated by Sunbutt. Literally
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10794765
Once the Sunbutt sits on you there's no getting up. The more you resist the bigger her Sunbutt becomes. You will only have the privilege to stand up when she stands up.
10794770
I like to have Celestia's butt to have unlimited power.
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All i can imagine is Palpatine reaching for Celestia's butt now.
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Learn to use the Butt side of the force.
I kind of want Celestia as a force user now. Who opposes both the Jedi and the sith in some story.
10794782
Well i suppose she did bring balance to the "light" and "dark" side in a sense.
10794782
I like "the backside of the Force" better.
gives a new meaning to "Face the sun"
I'm so fucking confused what the mood of this story is supposed to be, despite the tags saying it's supposed to be a comedy.
Confused/10
I don't even know anymore...
I hope they give Chrysalis to him to reform and after that she becomes a pare of his future herd.
You have fingers, which gives you the ultimate weapon to defeat every equestrian being: ear scratches.
Edit: told you!
But be careful: Pharynx may still be around, requiring reformation...
well that is different ..
Man, you write one of the best Anon crackfics on this site
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Thanks man. It's cool to write about a normal human beating overpowered ponies with the power of love.
I just need to write a story where Anon saves humanity by feeding Celestia from Friendship is Optimal a carrot, and turn her into a good robot.