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Hitchin' a ride


It's a new year! Big changes are coming for Gallus; he just became Captain of the Royal Guard, and has a lot of new responsibility! Now where's that Princess he's supposed to guard?

This was written for semillon as a part of Jinglemas 2020! For more information about Jinglemas, checkout our group!

Cover art is self explanatory.

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Awesome. Love the pic too.

That Cover Picture is Perfect~

NGL, the combo of the ultra low effort cover art and the well written story is just... *chef's kiss* perfect.

Thanks! I just had to work it in somehow :twilightsmile:

I miss Drake & Josh so much. :applecry:

Spike, where's the doorhole?

Same. I got a lot of good memories watching that show.

Oh, i get it.
coz hes a drake.


Trixie really steals all the scenes that she's in hahaha, I like the way that you outline all of the scenes/settings before getting into them—very procedural drama-y, really really funny, I love Spike and Gallus's dynamic—

Honestly, just, 10/10


Spike grinned, “Now that you ask, there was this thing with the clowns...”

What happened?, the ponykind need to know...:rainbowlaugh:

“That was some party.” Gallus sighed.

“Yeah, I mean, yeah. It’s a new year now.” Spike replied.

“That’s crazy.”

“I know.”

“Like, yesterday it was last year.”


“Now it’s this year.”

“Wild stuff.”

Never before had there been a more profound conversation than at this moment right now. :rainbowlaugh:

All in all, this does seem pretty much exactly how Gallus's first day as captain of the guard would go. :trollestia:

Really glad you liked it! I loved writing the two of them bouncing off each other, and everything just kinda spiraled from there.

Scene 4 was by far my favourite of the bunch. Especially this little tidbit:

When Spike spoke Twilight’s name, Discord gave a visible shiver from the couch. He whispered, in a barely audible tone, “Chaos bends to her will.”

Fucking' perfect, especially after reading the scene that followed.

As for Trixie eating shredded cheese, lounging in bathroom wear, haaaaard same.

Some things are best left unsaid...

And Gallus better get used to it, this is just one day.

Discord is the sanest of us all, for he understands how insignificant he truly is when faced with such power.

Oh my god this was glorious.

It's been a long time since I've seen any of Drake & Josh though, so I'm not sure if any of the actual story is all that similar to it.

Maybe a bit, I just couldn't help thinking of it as I was writing.

This was in contrast to real-life Trixie, who was lounging sideways in her throne, wearing an over sized bathrobe and eating shredded cheese straight from the bag.

That's So Trixie tm

Corvo, my friend! Do I need to say it? You've lost another Empress!

Excellent. SIlliness taken seriously!

I found this one funny. Which is a fair achievement in and of itself, given how how written comedy, much less random written comedy, is to pull off. That's all one can ask for sometimes. Spike and Gallus' rapport was nice too.

Spike: I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!

I think we’ve all had this New Years conversation at some point in our lives

This was absolutely fantastic, love every moment of it. Gallus waking up and look at the mess of a party was hilarious. This makes me really wanna see me Gallus and Spike teaming more. Great work

Wow, that was hilarious! I loved the interactions between Gallus and Spike. Keep up the good work! :twilightsmile:

ps and some toast

Well... Looks like I'm ruling Equestria with Trixie now.

I'm unsure of how to take this.

I mean, I was half asleep when I commented this, so feel free to take it however you want.

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