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hamster wizard


Hitchin' a ride

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Have you ever been really frustrated when you're trying to take something super seriously, but nobody else seems to care? That's pretty much what Nightmare Moon has to deal with when Twilight and friends don't really feel like fighting her and just ask her how she's doing.

Profanity tag for one f-bomb.

Cover art is a screencap from 2Snacks' Shadow the Hedgehog video

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio, feel free to check it out!

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 51 )

Short but funny.

“Can We at least bring back public executions?”

“No.” Celestia said.

Another sigh, “Alright whatever.”

this feels like an interaction i'd have with my friends. love it.

I laughed multiple times reading this, but the "Alright whatever" at the end absolutely slayed me!

Friendship and Chill is magic, it seems!

I thought this said chilli at first.

I didn't realize how much I'd wanted this until you made it. Thank you.

That really did make me laugh. The chill is real.

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"Friendship" :trollestia:

Damn it I wanted public executions back. They’re so festive.

Always good to see silly ones like this.

Looking forward to the next one.

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"Friendship is Magic But with More Chili" Not sure if that sounds like a very similar or very different type of fic lol
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Hey thank you for reading :twilightsmile:
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Fun for the whole family™

So I'm working on another longer Luna-centric fic

we wait with bated breath

loved it. but im taking nmm side, the way tia worded things- makes it seem as if she was sole ruler. 'coup against ME' O.o... way to make yourself seem more important there. 'throne that is rightfully mine' implying that despite being co-ruler, she gets no respect, nopony listens/pays attention to her. and tia's own words imply that even she doesn't give her respect. (sorry, im over analyzing a comedy story)

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Dr. choppy hasn't seen any work in a while, he'd love it.

Story kinda puttered out after the milkshake.

And i guess they never became the elements of harmony?

Luna had dropped the Nightmare Moon look a few weeks ago

But why though? Fangs are always in, aren't they?

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Fangs are always cool.

What the fuck.

Is this Gaslighting or is this therapy?! I do not understando this but it do be kinda funny so NYEH! it goes.

Thank you for writing this!
Have as many laughs as you have given us as well.

“No We are not all right! We are fuming! We are furious! We are...”
“Frenetic?” Twilight supplied.
“No, not precisely. We are enraged however!”
“I was hoping for another f word.”
Nightmare Moon glared at her, “We shall show you an f word!”
“What’s that about an f word?”
Both ponies turned to see Princess Celetsia just walking down the fucking road like it wasn’t a big deal.

That was unexpected. In a good way!

“It messed you up, did it sister? Well TRY BEING THE ONE ON THE MOON FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!”

Remember to sing a song about it!

A sudden tragedy struck when she attempted to get some toothpaste but found the tube empty.

She just got up and her day night is already ruined...

“Can We at least bring back public executions?”

Bruh she askin the right questions

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So did I. So did I.

I was only briefly disappointed.

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That's pretty much my line of thinking. If the two were supposed to have equal powers as rulers, but Celestia was the one who was really in charge, then it makes sense if Luna would want to oust her sister. On the other hand, casting the world into eternal night out of jealousy is just because she's a literal cartoon villain, and as the cartoon villain you don't get a lot of sympathy.

Pretty short, but pretty fun and to the point. Nicely done

Poor moonbutt, she's getting infected with the chill :pinkiesad2:

10732641 Helix splice nods, "We must first execute all the CHERNGELERNGS!! For being icky bug ponies!" This is clearly reason enough... because no actually has any sensible justification for anything they do anymore anyway! IT'S ALL IMPULSE AND WHAT FEELS GOOD! "And slaughtering cherngelerngs makes ME happy! Also, they offended me. SO THEY MUST DIE!!"

:trollestia:

It messed you up, did it sister? Well TRY BEING THE ONE ON THE MOON FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!”

Rita Repulsa, "Pfft, what a whiny foal! I was stuck up there IN BASICALLY A LOCKED TRASH CAN for 10,000 years!"

Genie pops in, "I feel ya, lady! It gives ya such a crick in the neck!"

Sauron, "Well, I've been kindof a disembodied spirit for over a thousand years."

Saitama just strolls by, picking his nose, "Yeah, but you're kind of a jerk."

Twilight sighs as countless other characters from every fictional universe in existence wander over to throw in their two cents, "And apparently somebody threw open the interdimensional borders again." :facehoof:

:trollestia:

The chill supereme.

I can feel the relaxation coursing through my body! Also, a lot of laughs too! This whole fanfic in general is so friggin' superb with all of the humor and the delightfulness! I hope ya didn't mind, but I couldn't resist making a reading of this excellent story!

Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/5llMxuDDK-s

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

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That's cool, I'll have check it out when I get the chance.

“It sounds as though your problem is mostly bad PR darling.” Rarity chimed in.
She frowned, “Bad PR?”
Rarity continued, “Yes, you want ponies to like you, correct?”
“We are their ruler, they should adore Us.”
Fluttershy frowned, “When you say stuff like that, you just come across as needy.”
Nightmare Moon could only frown, “Needy?

This was very amusing. :pinkiehappy:

"Vengeance shall be mine! This tube is mint!"

I'll put taking over the world plans on hold now. Yeah.

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"What were you expecting? Boysenberry Bubblegum Drop?"

Hall Guard better become a reoccurring character lmao

I didn't expect this when I read the synopsis.
It's probably even better.

This was fantastic. It left me in stitches, no joke.

I like the idea of a whole series like this. Crazy ancient evil entity emerges. "I will destroy everything!" "To what ends?" "..... that is a very good question."
Our even "I am the rightful ruler. Surrender your thrown!" "Oh freaking thank you. There's a meeting at three with some nobles that I was really not looking forward to. Good luck with that, make sure to turn the lights off in the thrown room at the end of the day. Those lights they installed to give me an ethereal glow really run up the bill." Hands them crown and leaves.

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You want eternal night?

Yes!

But wouldn't that cause this half of the planet to become a frozen wasteland as the plants die from lack of sunlight and ponies freeze to death?

uhhhh.... hmmm.... haven't thought of that

orp

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Agreed, a series could be interesting.

Hands then crown and leaves.

Reminds me of "Winning and the pitfalls therein" (hopefully hamster wizard doesn't mind mentions of other stories in the comments).

I could see this easily snowballing into many chapters of Luna, in her old fashioned ways, taking everything as a slight.
"Didst though mix thy curry and rice, A POX UPON YEE!"

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It's cool, talk about whatever fics you want. Just no shameless self promotion. Or NSFW, this fic is PG after all.

Regarding a series, there's been a really positive response to this fic overall, so maybe I'll cook up something just for fun and see where it goes.

“Well you highness,

your

“No We are not all right! We are fuming! We are furious! We are...”

“Frenetic?” Twilight supplied.

“No, not precisely. We are enraged however!”

“I was hoping for another f word.”

Nightmare Moon glared at her, “We shall show you an f word!”

“What’s that about an f word?”

Both ponies turned to see Princess Celetsia just walking down the fucking road like it wasn’t a big deal.

Treading thin line there, Celestia. One more F-bomb and we'd have to change the rating.

“Can We at least bring back public executions?”

Public, no. Private... Yes.

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Reminds me of the Dorkly cartoon where Robotnik desperately tries to remember why he was trying to turn animals into robots in the first place.

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Oh god, I don't remember how it ended but I do remember he has an "of wait I remember" moment and it's something dumb. Love dorkly, they've made me quality sonic content the sonic team has in years.

Author's Note:

So I'm working on another longer Luna-centric fic and this idea came to me. That is all.

so?
how long will we have to continue our waiting with bated breath?

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I was working on a longer sort of AU series where the elements wiped the last 1000 years of Luna's memory rather than just magically making her good again. I had the first couple chapters finished, but I didn't like how it was going so I scrapped it. I'm either going to rewrite it from scratch or just move on to another project.

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