oh my god. We need more fics like this. This is art.

Needs to be a dramatic reading... Using the audio.

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Impressive.

I have no words.

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That was amazing!

“THE PUDDING IS COMING!” screamed Twilight.

How did I not see that line coming?

I didn't suffer from your art... I enjoyed every minute!

Starlight and Trixie bang. Constructed solely from show dialogue.

Wonder if anyone is going to do a YouTube "reading" by splicing the actual show dialog and sounds to match this story.

This is why so many people ship Starlight and Trixie.

In the words of DWK "People who aren't banging don't act like this."

“That’s kind of a mouthful,” said Starlight.

Oh dear

“It is a lot harder than I thought. Maybe we should start with something smaller.”

Ohhh dear

Trixie laughed nervously. “My caravan might not be suited for an ‘extended tour.’”

Ohhhhhhh dear

This is art.

Also, I really doubt this needs to be rated Mature. I got away with far more explicit innuendo in Trixie and Starlight Do the Kiss with just a teen rating and sex tag.

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Holy shit, you're not kidding

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That's what I suggested!

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They *totally* don't. At a minimum, Trixie *totally* wishes that Starlight had demanded she do an "oral interview" for that assistant position.

Starburstrix for life!

There's a lot to unpack here.

This is beautiful and actually really impressive.

This is actually hilarious not gonna lie.

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More than Trixie's wagon.

I'm nothing if not impressed.

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No seriously, all you did was copy and paste lines from the show...absolutely no original work was put into this. In fact the only effort I can see is you organizing the lines so they BARELY form a narrative. If this is the standard that makes it to the featured box now..this site is in deep trouble...
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What is writing but taking someone else's words and repurposing them to your own ends? It was clever, and worth a little read.

This story that you made just goes to show that you really could make stuff out of other stuff and make it even better than what they came from! This story was fantastic and such a funny and lewd read!~ I hope ya didn't mind, but I had to make a reading of this story!

Audio Lewdie!: https://youtu.be/onnRu25oR-w

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment!)

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Thank you very much; I'd comment on the video when it premieres, but I'm gonna avoid attaching my real name for... Obvious reasons.

To the degree I own copyright in the fic, It is available for remix under CC-BY-4.0, so have fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ5u8JWHhMM
The Ambiguously Gay Duo Theme

When you want to say it...but wanna be sly about it~ :mustache:

~I also consider Lyra&Bonbon, and Rainbow Dash&Applejack to be in this camp

Brilliant!

This is fantastic in every way. Bravo good sir!

I'm... not sure if this counts as original. It's creative, but just like we can't use songs or anything in fics, I'm not sure if this is allowed

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I talked to the site staff beforehand; it's cool.

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I agree.

Ah yes
Zone-tan in fanfiction form
excellent

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Glad to hear it!

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After the dictionary, all other books are just remixes.

I think this would be better as a video, still interesting though

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There are two stories in existence.

Someone comes to town OR someone leaves town.

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That wang looks like mine! I'm gonna sue Pornhub!

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Someone comes

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I was fucking dying laughing. Great work.

The alicorn line had me in stitches.

This was confusing at first but once I got into it, it was hilarious.

Okay, given that I give this fic (and you) a shoutout in my latest story, I thought I'd start with this one...

And all I have to say is...

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This was horribly funny. You are awful. Faved.

This makes me want to commit war crimes. Upvoted.