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Super Trampoline


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Sunset Shimmer, now a communist or something, breaks up with her liberal girlfriend Sci-Twi. She's not particularly happy about this.


"Praise" for the story:

"It was pretty terrible." ~Crystal Static

"I enjoyed it nontheless."~ The Blue EM2

”Wow. I legitimately could not enjoy this.” ~ FanOfMostEverything

"FanOfMostEverything may not have liked this, but I had a blast!" ~Present Perfect

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 29 )

Jesus Christ, no one deserves this. Except capitalists who think twenty million people dying every year of easily-preventable causes is a good system that's working. They deserve to be forced to read this.

And to get wedgies.

Ah yes.

It is hecctiem.

Those shorts are like the herpes of the Pony world.

This is weirdly profound given where it was said :rainbowderp:

Never a good sign when the title is longer than the story...

What the actual crap?

9835152
Oh no, one of the best authors on the site is reading one of my worst stories I've ever written
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I have to downvote this on principle.

Also it was pretty terrible.

Goddammit, Majin!

This is so meta I can taste it in my scrote.

(Also, as an aside, I love watching the Left tear itself apart as the disparate parts of it run out of enough Right to rally against and thus can only pay attention to their differences instead of their overarching commonalities, the reality of pushing identity politics to extremes coming back around to bite them in their collective asses Oroborus style. It's like watching a piece of art get shot by a high caliber round at close range in extreme slow-motion, beautiful and thought provoking in its destruction.)

Now that was surreal. Glad to see you still have it, Trampoline.

9835221
This is possibly the least proud I’ve ever been of a story.
9835254
Whenever people on the right say stuff like “leftists are a single unified force uniting to blah blah blah“ I just laugh.

9835276
I’m not sure I would call this “having it”. Nonetheless, thank you.

9835300
Well, I enjoyed it nontheless.

Wow. I legitimately could not enjoy this. Here's hoping things work out with your partner.

Wonderfully horrigible

9835561
Wow I have finally written something you actually were not a fan of. I’m actually slightly proud of that. Don’t worry, hopefully this just got me out of my non-writing funk and I can write some actually decent stuff soon.

9836193
I beat you to it. 9835561 bailed on TSJ about sixty chapters in. :trollestia:

9836310
OK, well obviously it took me far fewer words to disgust him in this case ;-)

9835173
>calls me a good author
>has not read any of my stories
🤔

9836606
I’m much better at reading blogs and stuff than actually reading stories. Like I’m bad at starting things in general, it’s part of my executive dysfunction. But from what I understand a few people write the sirens as well as you.

9835254
once again, the left has rifted the issue of garfield cum

9851371
I'm very much pro-garfield cum

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

9873708

I'm very much pro-garfield cum

This is the actual worst part of this story.

You know, if Sunset is like this with "liberal Sci-Twi", I wonder what she might me like with "conservative Sci-Twi".

Somehow, I picture a very elaborate bdsm sex dungeon...

... and am now greatly intrigued...

What can I say?
Well, 'lol'll have to do I guess.
Also ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :facehoof:

Whi made the cover art?

10789411
The art style looks like it’s TJ pones or jargon Scott

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