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An Intricate Disguise


Selling out has never felt so dirty.

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He fixes the cable.

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I'd be disappointed if he didn't!

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Someone seriously needs to do a fic where that's all that happens and it's tagged mature.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Poor thirsty Rarara

So .... Cliche ... Can't stop ... Laughing.

Between the legs of this hunky stallion was a comparatively small cock, nothing like what she'd expected whatsoever. "Is... is it hard yet?"

Welp, looks like I've been bamboozled.

You might be able to guess what happens next.

Large Package drops off the parcel, Rarity signs the standard form for package deliveries, Large Package thanks Rarity and then walks away and does his other deliveries for the day. How far was I off?

edit: Well, that was rather rude of her. Gracious me, it's not like he chose it.

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It really was! FYI, this is a total shitpost, and ponies should never treat others in that way! (Except when they do because I wanted a cheap laugh and was bored as hell)

I may write the actual version of this story soon. It was gonna be a wholesome porno until I was corrupted/convinced into doing a joke version.

Well goddamn... I was lured in by one of the best anthro Rarararara pictures on a piece by one of the sexiest clopfic writers, only to be tricked. Not bad though. Not bad at all.

~SolidFire

Something not sexy for once? Somehow I expected that because your stories don't necessarily take me into the mood until 9:00 pm.

HALELUIA! HALELUIA! HAAAA LEEEE LUUUUU YAAAAAA! I don't know. I felt so happy when the story ended like that

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I really hope you do make the actual one, it would be such a waste not to have more Rarity smut.

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I absolutely love the joke version. :rainbowlaugh:

Cue porno music, then a record scratch...

Oof. Poor roastie Rarity. I guess that's what happens when you spend your life on the Carousel Boutique.

Sauce on image?

Honestly, I don’t feel sorry for rarity.

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