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Some Leech


I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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No, just, no. But, I think PJ is Twilight. That or Tia, cuz Pony God is Faust.

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Written at the behest of some ne'er-do-wells who took advantage of my hospitality while I was in a rather compromised state due to a family sized bag of tendies and vodka apple cider.

This, basically...

Wasn't expecting the Gulliver's Travels reference.

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i get why the vodka could put you in such a state, but where do the tendies come in?

Well, this is exciting!! COuld yo do one where Braeburn is captured by CHrysalis, and she breaks his mind, forcing him to first impregnate her, and then she makes him an egg laying machine, with a larger cock for laying the eggs? I was inspired by a comic

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That's very specific! 6u9

I will never under stand cockvore it hurts like hell having something go in the urethra this video sums it up the best actually

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You see, vodka and tendies are the quintessential part of what I refer to as "bachelor's delight". A hedonistic meal comprised of depression, aforementioned chicken tenders, and grain alcohol!

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Well, the comic it is from is very...….interesting to say the least!! Or maybe SPike makes everypony get hyperpreg., or at least a few ponies!! If I have any more ideas, i'll tell you.

So help me, based solely on seeing the title in the New column, I thought this was going to be about using a uterus as an oxygen tank.

She desperately sat on the drowning stallion's face.
"BREATHE!"

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I mean it should be impossible but we are talking about magical marshmallow ponies here.

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We'll save that for part two!

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their are still better ways of saving people then sticking them in a tiny exit only ramp

*deep sigh* Dammit Leech...

I take full responsibility for this story.

thank you, leech~

Okay you got my interest now.

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You can't take full responsibility.

I helped.

:trollestia:

Hey wolfpony what do you do on your off time
well you know reading storys about ponies that have huge cocks,consuming other ponies with said cock and masturbating in public to release said ponies as a job. you know the same old stuff

This is just utterly ridiculous if you ask me. So I just laughed my ass off to it.

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That's basically what I was aiming for :yay:

I read this. With my eyes.

I rather enjoy the use of cock vore for benevolent purposes.

This is... This is just one of those things. Like, years in the future if somebody asked me for a real, completely honest explanation of what fimfiction was like back in the day, I would regale them with tales of the highest highs of pone-literature, the lowest-lows of OC dumpster fires and, somewhere in the middle, there would be this. Not necessarily good, not necessarily bad, a shining example of.. thingness. It's probably pretty fuckin' gross, and I can't bring myself to even try reading it, but I can't help but have a morbid respect for its drunkenly-produced, children's cartoon based cock-voriness from a distance.

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I can see it in your eyes, your trying to run way from this aren't you; you mite want to get a bigger mug just to be on the safe side.:trixieshiftright:

...It's Jesus not Jezus. Sorry, my spelling senses started tingling and it couldn't stop

I wonder if there is a heaven for god because he just died. Good story, though!

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It's an intentional misspelling :trollestia:

idk if vore really translates to text well. atleast. not like this. still have an upvote and a gold star :P:heart:

I feel like more could have been done with this, such as elaborating on the sensations felt by both Fluttershy and her 'victims'. I think I can guess which pictures inspired this story and think there is room for deeper exploration.

So um........more?

you forgot to put this in the story's description 1640648

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RIP me I guess. Hopefully the poner devil is a fan of my clop!

This is absolutely the most horrifying. Most depraved. Most hilarious slice of comical horror porn i have read this year. Good job. Golden tentacle sticker. You filthy human thing you.

I would say I'm disappointed in you for writing this, but honestly I'm more disappointed in myself for reading it.

We should all be so lucky.

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Yay, there's gonna be a part two!:yay:

Futanari version?????

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Fluttershy is a futa (dickmare) in this, yes

So I called Pony Jezus like you asked. He said you're good. This is in his bookmarks, apparently.

I'm assuming from what I read that you don't like or have vore as a kink?:twilightblush: I honestly didn't expect to see any vore stories from you.:rainbowwild: so far I just found this one. I like the story tho!:pinkiesmile:cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697893326417952810/707653555846119464/23e1e6d92ebb02307bf64c93765c9395.gif

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