Shitpost story cherry: uncherried

There is a certain song i thought of when i saw the title

Holy buck....that was hot...

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What song?

I haven't even opened the story yet, and... already.... This is going to be hilarious.

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It's a childrens song

That was better than I thought it would be. Nice work.

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It wouldn't happen to be this, would it?

Because now that's stuck in my head!

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I was going with that ‘Lime in the Coconut’ song

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Yes, Yes it is

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Better than mine

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Thank you I was thinking the same the thing when I saw the title that song pop right into my head yummy yummy

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I love how people can take an M rated story and associate it with children's music

You know what? When I first saw the title, I thought there was going to be 5-way between Big Mac, Aunt Orange, Cleopatra Jazz (Banana), Berry Punch, and Cherry Jubilee. Oh well.

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Oh Celestia and Luna you didn’t.... ug you did.

Thumbs up for this post if nothing else. My poor brain.

Luna , What happened to our supply of pineapples ?
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Nope nope nope

funny what are batteries doing in Twilights banana?

Now we just need the sequel. Here's some inspiration

“No, Rainbow Dash, not the pineapple!”

Houston, my sides have reached orbit.

Thank you for the laughter.

Lol I guessed pineapple before reading

1) I read another story earlier today with the lastest chapter titled "Yummy Yummy". Getting a Wiggles association from this story was a foregone conclusion.
2) Too short, needs more description. Especially of Rainbow with the other fruits.
3) Ending on Scootaloo's pineapple line probably would have been better. (But only with more substance before it.)

ok this is a good read and super funny.

Rainbow was just getting her five-a-day. Or Six. Or seven. Any medical professional would appreciate that. Besides, everypony knows you're a vanilla casual until you include durians.

alimentarium.org/en/system/files/thumbnails/image/WEB-Carr%C3%A9-durian.png

Btw, Whispling, this was the best thing ever, it made my day.

Now write a sequel about gingering. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingering

Doesn't Scootaloo live with her aunts?

I didn't get an image of Rainbow Dash trying to fuck a pineapple when I first saw that she had a pineapple in her bunch. I sort of had a mental image of Fluttershy showing up, being assertive, and shoving it up there. o.o

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Yes, but she has parents. They are usually away, but that doesn't mean they don't ever talk to her

Hehhh... Rather underdeveloped story, I must say.

Could be interesting, if expanded and actually 'detailed'... But, it's ''about ok'' right now, I suppose.

The mental image of Rainbow Dash trying to fuck a pineapple would not leave my brain.

this killed me...

Maybe it bounced off of a trampolene!

I assume you mean 'trampoline'? 'Trampolene' is a british rock band.

That was silly. I liked Scootaloo's perspective and confusion about everything.

Anypony want Rainbow scented fruit salad?

Why do I find stories like this so fun to read? I...I feel dirty now. But that pineapple thing; oh, dearie me, the mental image is so horrifying but curious! And Scootaloo must be scarred for life after witnessing that go inside of Dashie!

Still, a damn fine read, dear sir! (And pretty hot )

Her scooter had plummeted to the ground like a rock, which worried Scootaloo. She really hoped it had somehow landed safely. Maybe it bounced off of a trampoline! She was somewhere over Ponyville, after all, so it wouldn’t surprise her. Weirder things have happened.

She actually has a point there.

Scootaloo’s eyes were as wide as saucers. This was it! This was the cool trick!

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While we're sharing fruit-related music videos…

(adapted from Albino Blacksheep)

EDIT to add this classic track:

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The real question is whether a #1 R&B album in Equestria would be titled Ketamine & Ginger or Ginger and Ketamine?

This is what they call Literature with a capital L