'Do you want to go to Equestria?'
Simple question, simple answer. Of course I do.
Now, things didn't turn out quite the way I expected.
Let me explain something for you: In Equestria there exists a race of cat people. Usually around 5-6ft tall, agile and pretty strong to boot.
Me? I got the short end of the feline-stick...
This is my story, as Jazz the cat.
(Set in the universe of 'Chess Game of the Gods', originally created by Rust and Blackwing, expanded by the fans).
This is just for me to relax and write something funny for you to enjoy. Hope you like it.
Coverart by inoeitall.
Old coverarts: By AppleTank,
Original coverart
Chapters (15)
Hopefully the grammar is at least somewhat decent...
And to be perfectly honest, I don't know what happened to the tense in this chapter. I suddenly did a 180. I think I was tired.
-Glassed
.........
That was Hilarious! I can't breathe *hurk hurk thunk*
Welcome to the game. I think you'll like it here. (And you lost it again)
[strike] A little mistake:
"People don’t expect cats to talk back at them, and Fishy was no different"
Shouldn't it be 'Ponies'? [/Strike]
Actually, I just realized that the statement was implying everyone and anyone---not just ponies; so never-mind.
Other than that I liked it. Well... there is another thing...
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Oh dear lord what is this I don't even-
Glassed, this better be worth it or I swear on all things holy --
[EDIT]: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
heeheeheehee oh man, I can't breathe. 
Ok Glassed, you win! I'll read it! I'll read it! Just, just...I don't know anymore! MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! 
941078 941156 941389 Thank you kindly
941706 Never! The puns shall continue!
941847 Is that reaction a good or a bad thing? Yes, it is in no way serious as you'll see later
941877 Spoiler: It isn't...
-Glassed
941896 Spoiler?!
I HATE SPOILERS! i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/ShyRangerSMRPG/TwilightRage.png
Well well well, you have surprised me once again Glasses, and not in a bad way. I applaud your audacity, and the fact that you have managed to already pull off the best story in the Chess games of the Gods universe, only 2 chapters in.
Seeing as people apparently like this story (for reasons I don't know), I'm just gonna post this next chapter already.
Enjoy.
-Glassed
942101 It means people like a break from the rough-and-tumble chess pieces in this crazy 'verse! (Granted, I'm one of those rough-and-tumble pieces, but still, my point stands)
Yayz! Can I haz next chapter early too?
942293 I actually have it ready for publishing, but I want to have one in reserve dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Queen_Chrysalis.png
-Glassed
It will be great later with his new cat instincts. "Must resist urge to play with string... Aw to hell with it." *Pounces on string*
This is definitely a wonderful story. I have to admit though, it made me think of a certain cartoon cat who has a reputation for singing (even though there were no songs here). It would be hilarious if you used something from that series. Just saying.
Notice update, read new chapter, wait. Wash, rinse, repeat. Yup, definitely a rut. Glassed, your story is making me wonder why I haven't been working on mine. You're reminding me of my glaring procrastination. I love and hate you at the same time for that.
Good chapter by the way.
943597 As a matter of fact I'm planning on several musicals in this (hooray for illusions Amirite?).
I'll have to look a bit more into Animaniacs. I didn't grow up with the show, but Jazz himself is loosely based on me and this guy:
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-Glassed
945743 Top Cat? .........I can see this, actually.
Not bad, interesting take on the subject.
I like the idea of a god sending a Piece to Equestria not to win the game but simply to observe the proceedings.
I look forward to reading more
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Cartoon cat beats bumbling adult. Classic.
Oh man I can just imagine how this guy's first meeting with another Piece is going to go.
Random Piece: It's a kitty cat! Let me hug you!
Kasper the Cat: Away foul demon! Unhand me, good sir! Wait, wait, what're you doing-! Oooooohhhhhh, yeah that's the spot."
Illusions are quite powerful, particularly when used for surprise attacks
949864 That's true, but he doesn't really have anything to attack with
-Glassed
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Sweetie Belle can be so adorable sometimes...
Anywho, this is comedy withou doubt and at Kasper level *hint hint*. Sometimes I just wonder can you even do, coma, serious works.
Okay, so I haven't ever read Chess Game of Gods -universe stuff, expect for couple first chapters of Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog, so I don't know if the Gary-Stue thing is part of it. Considering this at its own, it's just so... random yet making some sort of sense.
A non-fighting champion? What, am I gonna go play the Sandman?
At this point, I was really worried....
Overall, take my thumb-up and favorite.
Sorry it took me a while to get here, but you know how busy I tend to be and I've just been awake for 24h straight
951479 Can I do serious works? Honestly I don't know. I've never tried... Though ATOM is gonna be more serious as we go on.
-Glassed
AWESOME!!
Love the hoodwinked reference.
Good story and keep making it this funny.
Wonderful reference to Hoodwinked. I quite enjoyed finding the song and listening to it as I read the chapter.
Feaaaaaaaaatured....
hah, Hoodwinked reference :D
All my Hearts.
Wow. Just...wow...
I don't know how I found this story, was it featured? EQD?
Whatever, it's amazing
Hurry and updaaate!
957286 EQD?! Oh heavens no. But it was featured for a short time, yes. Glad you like it
-Glassed
953372 Yes Mr. 'I'm a cat as well, but I can stand on two legs. I have a sword and a magical snake on my arm. I'm also about 6ft tall!', I'll do my best! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_grin.png
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What? No, of course I'm not jealous!
-Glassed
EPIC!!!!!!!
Woohoo! Finally got around to reading this, damn vacation stop interfering with ponies!
Could not have done this scene better myself, really excellent job
This is one of my favorite entrances into The Chess Game of the Gods Universe so far. Let's see what happens...
That was one of the funniest things I've read for a long time!
That was pure comedic genius! And I loved the song from Hoodwinked.
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YES! i love flogging molly XD EDIT: and i loved this chapter even more with the Hoodwinked reference :D
I laughed so hard at this. Good stuff, good stuff indeed.
In said minecart sat a black cat with a huge grin on its face, waving at her and a goat who was yodeling while playing a banjo. Few moments after it had appeared, the minecart disappeared in the trees below her
I laughed so hard I hurt myself.
BWAHAHA!.
Okay. I'm done. Now I'll just go over there and make the snow melt faster.
First off, I'm sorry this took me a while to get out. A lot of things (such as riffing, collabs, friends and my other story) has been taking my time the last few days.
Secondly; you guys wondering if Jazz will ever get a companion like everyone else has? Wait for a bit, it gets better. You'll love this guy.
-Glassed
I am sensing a "Say hello to my little friend." moment coming on.
1047787 Wait, what?! The second time?! Damn it! I thought I was being original!
...Mind telling me with whom I share the act?
And you should be proud.
1047797 ...There weren't gonna be one of those, but now... I might just have to do it
-Glassed
...The references. They amuse me.
Go on...
1047868 Good, the last thing I want to be is subtle!
-Glassed
1047881
Your comment in the story was about as subtle as a hand grenade...