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New chapter added!

Oh, wait, that also explains how Trixie got the amulet in the first place. Notice how her cutie mark is a crescent moon *and* a star?

hes gonna die

OH GOD ADMIRAL.

""might""

Death by Snu Snu. There are not many better ways to go.

Godspeed.

As the nurse revived him yet again, he screams, “The amulet is nothing but cheap tin and glass baubles!”

(Or he suffers the fate of the laser vagina...)

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And that’s got me to wondering, are there any Luxie fics? Any at all?

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...again

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Death by Snu Snu.

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The qualifier is important.

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Or possibly worse, depending on just what happens.

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Assuming that there’s enough left to revive. There comes a point where even Equestria’s medical miracles can’t help.

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Fluttershy's the element of kindness: even with a broken heart, she's not going to sic her animals on you.

Angel Bunny, on the other paw...

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Hmm, don't remember any off the top of my head.

Celestia's so intense, you can't even handle her without the Alicorn Amulet (or a dozen)

Might indeed.

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Yeah, you don’t mess with Angel Bunny. Not if you want to live.
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I really don’t think there are.

I might have to remedy this.

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She is indeed.

Remember, kids, always wear protection.

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I wouldn’t bet on the protag’s chances, honestly.

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Called it!

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Yes, yes there are.

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Is there a particularly good one you know of?

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Haven't read any yet, but there are definitely a few Luxie stories that show up if you search "Luna, Trixie, romance"

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See, for example, this collection:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/200279/folder/30814/trixie-x-luna

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Hmm, that’s still only four.

I bookmarked a couple, though. Even though one of them is by one of my nemeses

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There's also "Trixie vs. Equestria," which I'm currently reading. Along with too-damn-many other stories.

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<adds another fic to the RiL>

Ooh, I hadn’t even considered including a warning about eating while reading and the dangers thereof. Perhaps I should edit that in.

Many cupcakes will be harmed if you don't.

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Many cupcakes will be harmed if you don't.

Or do the cupcakes want us to die so they might live?

Hmm.

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