Because sometimes you don't want an epic tale about how things got to that point, y'know? Or to put it another way, this story gets to the meat (heh) of the matter.
8453210 No. Starlight Glimmer (Praise be Unto Her) comes up with a spell to erase all horseflies from existence, not just saving Equestria but also getting rid of a useless pest at the same time.
It's too late for Sun and Moonbutt though. They got taken off somewhere to, I dunno, play fetch all day or something. A big ole farm up north. You know how it goes.
No. Starlight Glimmer (Praise be Unto Her) comes up with a spell to erase all horseflies from existence, not just saving Equestria but also getting rid of a useless pest at the same time.
It's too late for Sun and Moonbutt though. They got taken off somewhere to, I dunno, play fetch all day or something. A big ole farm up north. You know how it goes.
8454701 … ............... … Alright, alright, fine. I'll admit it - I've actually only made it through the first few episodes (dropped it at about Winter Wrap-Up, if that's any indication), and have had neither the time nor sufficient desire to pick it back up. As a result, 99% of what I know of canon is entirely from fanfiction and the curiosity-driven research that it's sparked.
So… that's how.
She expels confetti from various orifices, and suddenly I'm supposed to take a random kazoo in stride? What's next, a slide whistle? Foals cheering, like that sound byte Scott Cawthon seems to be so fond of? (This is my snarky attempt at humor, by the way, not causticity. Just try'na be a wise-ass.)
… Alright, alright, fine. I'll admit it - I've actually only made it through the first few episodes (dropped it at about Winter Wrap-Up, if that's any indication), and have had neither the time nor sufficient desire to pick it back up. As a result, 99% of what I know of canon is entirely from fanfiction and the curiosity-driven research that it's sparked.
Well, I guess that's reasonable. I'm not currently on the episodes myself, although I do try to keep up-to-date, but more from an author's perspective, y'know?
Of course, before I started watching them, all I knew about the show was from memes on icanhazcheezburger, so. . . .
She expels confetti from various orifices, and suddenly I'm supposed to take a random kazoo in stride? What's next, a slide whistle? Foals cheering, like that sound byte Scott Cawthon seems to be so fond of? (This is my snarky attempt at humor, by the way, not causticity. Just try'na be a wise-ass.) I'd assume that the slide whistle comes at a different time. Perhaps during thrusting maneuvers? Or a trombone, possibly. Also I think other sound effects such as cymbal crashes are quite likely. Time it right, get a couple ponies + Pinkie Pie involved, and you've probably got all the makings of a concerto.
8462750 I feel there should be a link in your post to somewhere. Unless you just mean the unnamed protagonist is a glutton for punishment? Think more like GlimGlam cultists!!
I feel there should be a link in your post to somewhere. Unless you just mean the unnamed protagonist is a glutton for punishment? Think more like GlimGlam cultists!!
Yeah, I just meant that the protagonist was just a glutton for sexual misadventure. Should have learned his lesson after Rarity, or maybe Rainbow Dash. He's suffering both emotional and physical pain.
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No. Starlight Glimmer (Praise be Unto Her) comes up with a spell to erase all horseflies from existence, not just saving Equestria but also getting rid of a useless pest at the same time.
It's too late for Sun and Moonbutt though. They got taken off somewhere to, I dunno, play fetch all day or something. A big ole farm up north. You know how it goes.
This is a very important distinction.
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Sure. "Farm up north."
I know how it goes.
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Exactly.
8455062
Less Old Yeller and more Seanchan WoT style.
8455105
I don't know what that second one is.
"Now, flex!"
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… Alright, alright, fine. I'll admit it - I've actually only made it through the first few episodes (dropped it at about Winter Wrap-Up, if that's any indication), and have had neither the time nor sufficient desire to pick it back up. As a result, 99% of what I know of canon is entirely from fanfiction and the curiosity-driven research that it's sparked.
So… that's how.
She expels confetti from various orifices, and suddenly I'm supposed to take a random kazoo in stride? What's next, a slide whistle? Foals cheering, like that sound byte Scott Cawthon seems to be so fond of? (This is my snarky attempt at humor, by the way, not causticity. Just try'na be a wise-ass.)
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8455160
Oh, you know, basic stockholm syndrome will fight to stay in new situation yadda yadda yadda
8455238
Poor guy probably winds up not getting any in the end, what with all the science Twilight would want to do first.
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Well, I guess that's reasonable. I'm not currently on the episodes myself, although I do try to keep up-to-date, but more from an author's perspective, y'know?
Of course, before I started watching them, all I knew about the show was from memes on icanhazcheezburger, so. . . .
She expels confetti from various orifices, and suddenly I'm supposed to take a random kazoo in stride? What's next, a slide whistle? Foals cheering, like that sound byte Scott Cawthon seems to be so fond of? (This is my snarky attempt at humor, by the way, not causticity. Just try'na be a wise-ass.)
I'd assume that the slide whistle comes at a different time. Perhaps during thrusting maneuvers? Or a trombone, possibly. Also I think other sound effects such as cymbal crashes are quite likely. Time it right, get a couple ponies + Pinkie Pie involved, and you've probably got all the makings of a concerto.
8456193
Hmm. So not entirely unlike this masterpiece, then?
8462750
I feel there should be a link in your post to somewhere. Unless you just mean the unnamed protagonist is a glutton for punishment? Think more like GlimGlam cultists!!
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Yeah, I just meant that the protagonist was just a glutton for sexual misadventure. Should have learned his lesson after Rarity, or maybe Rainbow Dash. He's suffering both emotional and physical pain.