Because sometimes you don't want an epic tale about how things got to that point, y'know? Or to put it another way, this story gets to the meat (heh) of the matter.
Miss Dash? What did I tell you about breaking your toys? Yes, that... Expect a medical bill soon. ...Third time this week. You'd think she was made of money.
(Rod Serling voiceover) Ponder if you would, then, the financial issues of three young fillies, paying off the cost of the Crusading until the end of time...in the Twilight Zone.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
(Obviously relatively NSFW)
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Miss Dash? What did I tell you about breaking your toys? Yes, that... Expect a medical bill soon.
...Third time this week. You'd think she was made of money.
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NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
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Why would you DO that?!
It's like baking: doubling the temperature so that it takes half the time just doesn't work!
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I was gonna link it myself, but then I decided that if readers really wanted to know, they could look it up for themselves.
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If ponies had to pay for all the physical and property damage they did, all the Mane 6 and Derpy would likely be flat broke.
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Tell that to little Miss "Gotta be faster than anypony else."
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Broken dk is a real thing.
Don't google it.
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(Rod Serling voiceover)
Ponder if you would, then, the financial issues of three young fillies, paying off the cost of the Crusading until the end of time...in the Twilight Zone.