Because sometimes you don't want an epic tale about how things got to that point, y'know? Or to put it another way, this story gets to the meat (heh) of the matter.
He is so used to this kind of thing I bet he actually stood straight just so the twins could get a proper grip. Hope they appreciate good sportsmanship
And this is sort of sad, in that "Reality ensues" kind of way, because if the ponies thought he was hawt, they'd be on it like mares in heat on stallion. Literally.
9799959 Well, obviously, but there are so many fics that have ponies effectively turned on by the unknown for some reason, this sounds more... grounded? More like "yeah, that is what would actually happen", in that sort of way.
Skirting a deconstruction there, of sorts. It's too short and too quick, but the rest of the entries have a very similar vibe. It's like a big middle finger to all the clop writers out there. ;D
I just find it both funny and sad, because it sounds so... Earth-like, you know? As in - if you're hawt, moral defenses seem to wither away as if by magic - that sort of double-standard. You can do sexual harassment, but only if you're hot enough for it to actually be a compliment, and not just creepy as fuck...
Well, obviously, but there are so many fics that have ponies effectively turned on by the unknown for some reason, this sounds more... grounded? More like "yeah, that is what would actually happen", in that sort of way.
Like, they’re sapient, and they surely have whatever sexually attracts them, and odds are humans won’t have it. But of course that can be played with, because maybe a guy with a big bank account is attractive, or a mare who’s good with foals, or maybe there’s a scent that ponies really like . . . (”My eyes say no, but my nose says yes.”)
Skirting a deconstruction there, of sorts. It's too short and too quick, but the rest of the entries have a very similar vibe. It's like a big middle finger to all the clop writers out there. ;D
Yeah, that was kind of the idea. Poke fun at the clop writers out there just for giggles, y’know?
I just find it both funny and sad, because it sounds so... Earth-like, you know? As in - if you're hawt, moral defenses seem to wither away as if by magic - that sort of double-standard. You can do sexual harassment, but only if you're hot enough for it to actually be a compliment, and not just creepy as fuck...
pfft
Who is Morbo?
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He is so used to this kind of thing I bet he actually stood straight just so the twins could get a proper grip. Hope they appreciate good sportsmanship
And I was sure this would be what happens if you asked Lotus and Aloe for a "happy ending."
Very human things.
He got the special treatment: Both sisters. Lucky guy.
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I bet the spa twins get asked that a lot.
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I bet if he got a massage from Pinkie Pie and asked for a happy ending, that's exactly what would happen.
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Really, I'd say getting thrown out of the Ponyville Spa is an accomplishment.
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When he really gets used to it, he'll throw himself out.
Well, they didn't kick him while he was down, so. . . .
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Exactly!
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Well, when you look at it that way, he did get lucky. After all, they could have had Bulk Biceps do it.
THIS is what I was looking for! Strike three!
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You knew eventually somebody was going to turn down the monkey sex.
And this is sort of sad, in that "Reality ensues" kind of way, because if the ponies thought he was hawt, they'd be on it like mares in heat on stallion. Literally.
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I mean, honestly, humans probably aren’t exactly what ponies in general are looking for when it comes to a partner.
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Well, obviously, but there are so many fics that have ponies effectively turned on by the unknown for some reason, this sounds more... grounded? More like "yeah, that is what would actually happen", in that sort of way.
Skirting a deconstruction there, of sorts. It's too short and too quick, but the rest of the entries have a very similar vibe. It's like a big middle finger to all the clop writers out there. ;D
I just find it both funny and sad, because it sounds so... Earth-like, you know? As in - if you're hawt, moral defenses seem to wither away as if by magic - that sort of double-standard. You can do sexual harassment, but only if you're hot enough for it to actually be a compliment, and not just creepy as fuck...
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Like, they’re sapient, and they surely have whatever sexually attracts them, and odds are humans won’t have it. But of course that can be played with, because maybe a guy with a big bank account is attractive, or a mare who’s good with foals, or maybe there’s a scent that ponies really like . . . (”My eyes say no, but my nose says yes.”)
Yeah, that was kind of the idea. Poke fun at the clop writers out there just for giggles, y’know?
That statement’s not wrong . . .