Because sometimes you don't want an epic tale about how things got to that point, y'know? Or to put it another way, this story gets to the meat (heh) of the matter.
I know. Kind of frustrating, really when the stuff I plan doesn't work out like I think it should, and the stuff I don't works out great.
Maybe he likes it longer.
Well, who doesn't?
Sooner or later, he's sure to find a pony who makes fun of his manhood.
With how it's been mangled, frozen, flea-bitten; that's more of a likelyhood than anything.
(anyway, what I meant was that AJ saying "short and weird" could be taken as slight bit of meta humour, because all the stories that follow are short and weird.)
I never wouldn't thought of her as the adventurous type.
I bet she's a pretty good fighter, too. I wonder if there are any stories of her fighting off some threat to Ponyville?
His ding-a-ling, or his medical insurance?
Probably both, to be honest.
I was thinking the same thing.
Me too If I was haunted by her, I'd sooner die of diabetes than fright.
Man, that would be really frustrating for her if she was trying to scare you.
Maybe he likes it longer.
Well, who doesn't?
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With how it's been mangled, frozen, flea-bitten; that's more of a likelyhood than anything.
Although that does mean it's reasonably durable.
(anyway, what I meant was that AJ saying "short and weird" could be taken as slight bit of meta humour, because all the stories that follow are short and weird.)
I'm actually going to change it. Because you're right, not only is the double meaning great, but it also gives readers a moment to prepare for what's coming.
I bet she's a pretty good fighter, too. I wonder if there are any stories of her fighting off some threat to Ponyville?
Hm... I'd want to read that.
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Touché.
I'm actually going to change it. Because you're right, not only is the double meaning great, but it also gives readers a moment to prepare for what's coming.
Then again, it isn't any weirder than fucking a ghost.
… I mean. It's kind of hard to top that, I suppose. .
but then your knees bend the opposite way.
your knees bend the opposite way.
bend the opposite way.
. . . That's not how that works, m8. (Though, if he's boning ghosts and the like, I doubt this fella's too sharp) Tha's the hock - basically, the heel. The knee - stifle, rather - is up in the haunch. This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by: a mildly disgruntled dog owner
… I mean. It's kind of hard to top that, I suppose.
Exactly. Once you've crossed that line, everything else is fairly tame.
. . . That's not how that works, m8. (Though, if he's boning ghosts and the like, I doubt this fella's too sharp)
Yeah, our protagonist isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
That's the hock - basically, the heel. The knee - stifle, rather - is up in the haunch. This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by: a mildly disgruntled dog owner
I know that and you know that . . . Although I suppose there are probably some readers who don't know how pony (or dog) bone structure works.
I guess ghost does set a high bar.
Big Mac has a mare friend and has also crossdressed. Our protagonist may get his threesome yet...
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Well, the regular reasons. (she looks really good in pink)
I never wouldn't thought of her as the adventurous type.
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Probably both, to be honest.
Me too If I was haunted by her, I'd sooner die of diabetes than fright.
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Well, who doesn't?
With how it's been mangled, frozen, flea-bitten; that's more of a likelyhood than anything.
(anyway, what I meant was that AJ saying "short and weird" could be taken as slight bit of meta humour, because all the stories that follow are short and weird.)
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Yeah, after that it's hard to claim that anything is weird for you. Which may well come back and bite our protagonist in the butt.
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She does. She also looks good in grey, IMHO.
I bet she's a pretty good fighter, too. I wonder if there are any stories of her fighting off some threat to Ponyville?
I was thinking the same thing.
Man, that would be really frustrating for her if she was trying to scare you.
Applejack
Although that does mean it's reasonably durable.
I'm actually going to change it. Because you're right, not only is the double meaning great, but it also gives readers a moment to prepare for what's coming.
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Hm... I'd want to read that.
Touché.
By the way, your edit is done. [1545235]
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I'll put that on my to-write list. Because the more I think about it, the more appealing the idea is.
Huzzah! She looks great!
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"Today I will be a Princess" by Cloud Wander is my favorite Mayor Mare story
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/23331/today-i-will-be-a-princess
… I mean. It's kind of hard to top that, I suppose.
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. . . That's not how that works, m8. (Though, if he's boning ghosts and the like, I doubt this fella's too sharp)
Tha's the hock - basically, the heel. The knee - stifle, rather - is up in the haunch.
This Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by: a mildly disgruntled dog owner
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I'm gonna have to read that.
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Exactly. Once you've crossed that line, everything else is fairly tame.
Yeah, our protagonist isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I know that and you know that . . . Although I suppose there are probably some readers who don't know how pony (or dog) bone structure works.
accidental microaggressions!
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