Because sometimes you don't want an epic tale about how things got to that point, y'know? Or to put it another way, this story gets to the meat (heh) of the matter.
Now you are just being sick.
8446639I guarantee you that if I were to do a search of changeling clopfics, there's be one where the protagonist did just that.
I mean, weren't we all thinking that's why the holes were there?
8446799
Why else would they have them?
8446658
One?
8446841Perhaps more than one. I, personally, have never read one where that happens, but I'm sure they exist.
Actually (and this is the truth), I'm not sure I've ever actually read a changeling clopfic.
God dammit
8447076I'm not the only one who's thought that, I'm sure.
Oh... Wow... And all this time I thought they were cigar cutters...
you'll have to create a tracking system, else how do you remember which holes you've done?
8447251
Maybe they're like Swiss army knives, and different holes have different purposes.
8447681
I suppose you could use a paint marker or something.
8446867I have!
Go look up The Abyss for some changeling sexiness.
8447681>>8447777No need. If the hole's empty, ya haven't done it yet.
8448190
Maybe that's why he didn't like this story.
No need. If the hole's empty, ya haven't done it yet.
8446867
.... It happened.... and WhatMustIDo did it... Fucking Crazy Tentaclepornmutherfuckingshit! XD
8503182
I can't decide if that's a good thing or not. I suppose it was a thing that had to be done.
I probably won't read it.
8544818You know damn well that there's at least one changeling clopfic where that happens.
Now you are just being sick.
8446639
I guarantee you that if I were to do a search of changeling clopfics, there's be one where the protagonist did just that.
I mean, weren't we all thinking that's why the holes were there?
8446799
Why else would they have them?
8446658
One?
8446841
Perhaps more than one. I, personally, have never read one where that happens, but I'm sure they exist.
Actually (and this is the truth), I'm not sure I've ever actually read a changeling clopfic.
God dammit
8447076
I'm not the only one who's thought that, I'm sure.
Oh... Wow... And all this time I thought they were cigar cutters...
you'll have to create a tracking system, else how do you remember which holes you've done?
8447251
Maybe they're like Swiss army knives, and different holes have different purposes.
8447681
I suppose you could use a paint marker or something.
8446867
I have!
Go look up The Abyss for some changeling sexiness.
8447681>>8447777
No need. If the hole's empty, ya haven't done it yet.
8448190
Maybe that's why he didn't like this story.
8446867
.... It happened.... and WhatMustIDo did it... Fucking Crazy Tentaclepornmutherfuckingshit! XD
8503182
I can't decide if that's a good thing or not. I suppose it was a thing that had to be done.
I probably won't read it.
8544818
You know damn well that there's at least one changeling clopfic where that happens.