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Admiral Biscuit


"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."

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Wow I wouldn't have pegged Applejack for being a kinky one.

Not sure if that is even clopped, sir.

Now you are just being sick.

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Wow I wouldn't have pegged Applejack for being a kinky one.

I think all the Mane 6 are.

There's a brief splash of mare juices, followed by the sound of a kazoo, and then an explosion of confetti fills your mouth.

I died :rainbowlaugh:

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I guarantee you that if I were to do a search of changeling clopfics, there's be one where the protagonist did just that.

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Does it even count as sex if it's with a ghost?

Thank Celestia for older women:

Incidental Background Mare #9 is so misunderstood

8446660 So he made a mess in the sheets?

(I'm sorry) No, I'm not.

"Worse news. Fluttershy will want those back, unharmed."

As Morbo says, prepare to be disappointed!

...Sorry, but I was still disappointed. :derpytongue2:

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Incidental Background Mare #9 is so misunderstood

I know, right?

The question is who was the ghost.

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"Worse news. Fluttershy will want those back, unharmed."

:rainbowlaugh:

I was thinking of having our protagonist wind up with a flea collar for a few weeks.

I really ought to write a chapter where he winds up wearing a cone of shame.

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So he made a mess in the sheets?
(I'm sorry) No, I'm not.

What are the physics of making love to a ghost, anyways?

If you get a ghost pregnant, is the offspring also a ghost, or is it alive?

8446653 They probably share notes. Collected by Twilight. For science.

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...Sorry, but I was still disappointed. :derpytongue2:

Well, hopefully you were prepared for it.

From the description, I was expecting something along the lines of a basic description of sex starting from penetration and ending in orgasm. The ones I read are basically a single random event with almost no context and in some cases the barest of sex-relation to them. It's more like a single, random joke idea for a scene, but not bothering to try and actually make anything from it.

I didn't notice the 2nd person tag until after reading the first few; unfortunately, that's a hard pass for me, even in non-mature stories. The few I did read seemed to do a good job of setting up a situation and characters with very few words, though, so I guess they're probably good from a technical perspective.

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no, I was thinking the changeling like 7 words for it... well that is super short but, why it's clearly not even a one-shot. most one-shots have at least a chapter of 1K to 5K... not total of all chapters put together and one shot is meant to be 1 chapter with good depth like the rest of the one-shots... seven words for a chapter is not eligible.

I mean, weren't we all thinking that's why the holes were there?

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I mean, weren't we all thinking that's why the holes were there?

Why else would they have them?

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From the description, I was expecting something along the lines of a basic description of sex starting from penetration and ending in orgasm. The ones I read are basically a single random event with almost no context and in some cases the barest of sex-relation to them. It's more like a single, random joke idea for a scene, but not bothering to try and actually make anything from it.

That's certainly fair. I wasn't really planning to expand any of them--they're basically just little snippets of ideas that got in my head that I didn't think were worth writing an entire story around, so I figured that some people might like reading them and getting a quick chuckle.

And who knows; someone might be inspired to write an actual story based around one of the scenes, and that would be cool. It's just not something that I'm likely to do. For example, the "Ah like it slow and weird" line has been written down as part of a never-completed clopfic for at least two years.

EDIT: and I did pose the question in the blog post if people would be interested in them being longer and more descriptive, or if they're happy with them being super short. So I guess we've got one vote for longer. :heart:

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I didn't notice the 2nd person tag until after reading the first few; unfortunately, that's a hard pass for me, even in non-mature stories. The few I did read seemed to do a good job of setting up a situation and characters with very few words, though, so I guess they're probably good from a technical perspective.

I generally only use second person to sort of mock the genre as a whole, so it seemed natural here, especially given the misfortunes that the protagonist experiences. I hadn't entirely intended that, but it just felt right, so it's what I went with.

As for the technical perspective, I guess that's a matter of opinion, as well. I mean, all the words are spelled correctly (probably), and the grammar is good enough. Whether they're actually stories is a matter of opinion, I suppose. But I think that most people would be able to visualize the scene in their head.

Hack is not a good word to use in this context, Trixie.

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no, I was thinking the changeling like 7 words for it... well that is super short but, why it's clearly not even a one-shot. most one-shots have at least a chapter of 1K to 5K... not total of all chapters put together and one shot is meant to be 1 chapter with good depth like the rest of the one-shots... seven words for a chapter is not eligible.

It's funny, I've had the debate in my blog before about what is and what isn't a story (interestingly, this was based on comments on one of my stories that was about 6k, as opposed to my 0 word breakup fic), and the ultimate conclusion that seemed to be reached was that opinions vary.

Certainly, on this site there is the requirement for a single chapter fic to be at least 1k, and obviously none of these can stand alone. At the same time, Piers Anthony had a set of 50 word or less stories in one of his anthologies, so even professional writers are sometimes concise (for lack of a better term).

That having been said, these are very much crackfics at their heart, and the only overarching plot element is that the protagonist sticks his d:yay:k in everything he can, and is ultimately going to wind up with frequent flier miles at the Ponyville hospital.

But of course these aren't going to be funny or interesting to everyone, and that's fine. I sometimes enjoy something I can read quickly and get a chuckle or two out of, but I'd generally prefer something longer with more substance.

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Hack is not a good word to use in this context, Trixie.

Or is it?
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Perhaps more than one. I, personally, have never read one where that happens, but I'm sure they exist.

Actually (and this is the truth), I'm not sure I've ever actually read a changeling clopfic.

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That is exactly the context that would worry me.

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That is exactly the context that would worry me.

Yeah, me too.

8446885 8446871 Well, it's been done. Of course. Watch your step!
Shakespearicles, A Horse Divided

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Well, it's been done. Of course. Watch your step!

The title and cover art and description worry me, along with the fact that it's written by Shakespearicles, but curiosity is sure to win out in the end, so I added it to my RiL.

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I guess some of your other fiction seems a lot better like Not Another Human in Equestria or Hearth's Warming Eve. But, this fiction wasn't for me sadly.

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This isn't true clop so I can comment... I read jokes like this ironically... the offspring is Danny Phantom. Don't question how; it's Danny Phantom.

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I guess some of your other fiction seems a lot better like Not Another Human in Equestria or Hearth's Warming Eve. But, this fiction wasn't for me sadly.

Oh yeah, for sure. This is nowhere near my top ten. Just a bunch of silly ideas I thought I'd post on FimFiction. And it's cool that it's not your thing--I wasn't expecting for everyone to like it, to be honest.

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This isn't true clop so I can comment...

:rainbowlaugh:

I read jokes like this ironically... the offspring is Danny Phantom. Don't question how; it's Danny Phantom.

I'd say that's legit.

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This is low key canceros asf

File under "things you don't want the police interrogators to say to you".

Hope there's a safe word established.

I uh... headcannon accepted??

Wait so like died then was resuscitated? Who was the offending pony?

I dare you to make an explicit edit of that pic and upload it to Derpibooru.

Do ponies have fleas?
Or is there a yet-unpublished chapter where he shags a diamond dog?

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