Because sometimes you don't want an epic tale about how things got to that point, y'know? Or to put it another way, this story gets to the meat (heh) of the matter.
I didn't choke on a cupcake while breathlessly laughing over this and slowly turning from pink to purple, but if I had been eating a cupcake it would have been a near run thing.
I didn't choke on a cupcake while breathlessly laughing over this and slowly turning from pink to purple, but if I had been eating a cupcake it would have been a near run thing.
Ooh, I hadn’t even considered including a warning about eating while reading and the dangers thereof. Perhaps I should edit that in.
I died
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You know damn well this is exactly what happens.
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I uh... headcannon accepted??
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I seem to remember a clopfic where Cheese Sandwich squirts cheesewiz (and not from a bottle).
The streamers are OK, really. It's just those @#$! balloons... You could choke on one of those, y'know.
Just wait until the protagonist finds out the confetti explosions are sexually transmitted...
we mean, there's such a thing as edible confetti. And it's biodegradable to boot!
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I'm not surprised at all.
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I wonder if they'd come out inflated? Being Pinkie Pie, they just might.
"Oopsie! I forgot that was in there." She giggled.
"...wut."
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She's got to keep her party cannon somewhere.
Wasn't expecting that. neither was he, lmao
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How would you not be? It's canon that she sneezes confetti, and fanon that she farts it. . . .
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It's canon that she sneezes confetti, so...
I didn't choke on a cupcake while breathlessly laughing over this and slowly turning from pink to purple, but if I had been eating a cupcake it would have been a near run thing.
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Ooh, I hadn’t even considered including a warning about eating while reading and the dangers thereof. Perhaps I should edit that in.