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Admiral Biscuit


The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk


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A collection of short Equestria Girls fics, lovingly handcrafted for your reading pleasure.
Prepare to be disappointed. Updated whenever I feel like it.


Pinkie Pie Hijacks an Entenmann's Truck: Pretty much a bog-standard Pony does X story here.
Derpy Steals a Muffin Truck: Again . . . title says it all.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 24 )

Truly the greatest tragedy of our time.

Though this is consequence-free magical horse girl land. She can probably exchange it for the truck she wanted.

I think the delivery driver got the better end of this deal.

Poor Derp's.
Truly no one cares what the CHS student body gets up.
Sonata's tag line is glorious.

Well...that's not completely useless. I mean, slide some sausage, egg, and cheese on one of those things, you have a tasty breakfast...

I mean, silver lining and all, right?

Sonata, unsurprisingly, stole a taco truck. After she put the tagline “Taste Sonata's Juicy Taco” on her truck, she was never lacking for customers.

I can't believe that you got away with that line in a Teen rated story.

...everyone except Snails had noticed how the entire student parking lot was now full of delivery trucks, food trucks, and various service vehicles. And Flash Sentry's Camaro.

Aww... if Flash is feeling left out, he should steal a General Motors vehicle transporter. (Provided nobody steals a wood chipper first...)

(I am reminded of this video...)

Muffins can give them to that nice teacher Doctor.

Dan

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But he already has his own pilfered Jelly Baby truck. (Or "lorry." Whatever.)
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He finally looked her right in the eye. “No.'

Do the quotation marks around that No look weird to anyone else?

Well, she can use them to bake pizza muffins! Still salvageable!

Hm...

I was expecting a scene where the truck driver takes the vespa, and comes back filthy rich.

Booo

You missed a golden opportunity here for it to be an undercover FBI van parked whilst they investigate the mysterioslus delivery truck heists plaguing the town of magical girl land.

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I think the delivery driver got the better end of this deal.

I think so, too. Apparently there are people in the comments who like Entenmann's, although for the life of me, I can't figure out why.

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Do the quotation marks around that No look weird to anyone else?

:rainbowlaugh:
I typed it on my laptop that's got the iffy shift key. Ever since it got a bath, it hasn't worked as well as it ought to.

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I was expecting a scene where the truck driver takes the vespa, and comes back filthy rich.

Maybe he used it to hijack a Krispy Kreme truck.

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Truly the greatest tragedy of our time.

I know, right?

Though this is consequence-free magical horse girl land. She can probably exchange it for the truck she wanted.

There's actually a pretty good chance of that, to be honest.

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Poor Derp's.
Truly no one cares what the CHS student body gets up.

They don't! Demons and ancient evils ravish the school whenever the plot demands; why would they worry about a parking lot full of delivery trucks?

Sonata's tag line is glorious.

:heart:
You know damn well you'd buy a taco off that truck.

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Well...that's not completely useless. I mean, slide some sausage, egg, and cheese on one of those things, you have a tasty breakfast...
I mean, silver lining and all, right?

That's fine for some ponies people, but I don't think that would be a proper breakfast for Derpy.
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I can't believe that you got away with that line in a Teen rated story.

What? It's technically non-sexual. If anyone interpreted that way (and I assume everyone did), that's hardly my fault, now is it?

One of our jokes in one stunt show I'm in is "If your kids got that joke, it's not our fault!" Said by the whole cast, in unison.

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Aww... if Flash is feeling left out, he should steal a General Motors vehicle transporter. (Provided nobody steals a wood chipper first...)

Flash is such a good guy, he never would. He (and Snails) are probably the only students who didn't. Maybe Sunset, now that she's reformed.

(I am reminded of this video...)

:rainbowlaugh:

And he reminds me of this video, which I love very much:

Even though it's not exactly related.
(pretty sure there's a PMV of it, obviously with Twilight)

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Muffins can give them to that nice teacher Doctor.

They'd probably go well with his tea, wouldn't they?

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But he already has his own pilfered Jelly Baby truck. (Or "lorry." Whatever.)

:rainbowlaugh:

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Well, she can use them to bake pizza muffins! Still salvageable!

Mmm, pizza muffins. That sounds good!

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You missed a golden opportunity here for it to be an undercover FBI van parked whilst they investigate the mysterioslus delivery truck heists plaguing the town of magical girl land.

I was considering other heists. Applejack doesn't steal an apple truck, because they already have one on the farm. Fluttershy steals the dog catcher's paddy wagon, and adopts all the dogs therein. Rarity steals a fabric truck. Tree Hugger steals a pot truck, and is disappointed when it contains actual pots. And of course, Twilight steals a peach truck.

But I'm not sure that I really need to continue the franchise, y'know?

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I would steal the damn truck and its driver to boot.

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That phrase is also said by the performers at King Richard's Faire, a very nice Ren Faire that takes place for 8 weekends in September & October in Carver, MA.

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But I'm not sure that I really need to continue the franchise, y'know?

Oh? But I see an incomplete tag there.

-snipity-

I really like all of those ideas. I think you could probably continue it, or even get community additions. Does Octavia steal a truck of chellos? Does Vinyl steal a boat-load of doughnuts?

What if Cheerilee stole Applejack's Apple Truck with Big Mac inside?

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Oh? But I see an incomplete tag there.

It's like all the other "Not Another" stories that I have--I'll add stuff when I think of it, but there's no overarching plan. It's just a collection of shorts.

-snipity-

What if Cheerilee stole Applejack's Apple Truck with Big Mac inside?

What if Big Mac stole Applejack's Apple Truck with a cardboard cutout of Twilight Sparkle inside?
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I would steal the damn truck and its driver to boot.

:rainbowlaugh:
I would, too.

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That phrase is also said by the performers at King Richard's Faire, a very nice Ren Faire that takes place for 8 weekends in September & October in Carver, MA.

I'm sure we're not the first theatre group to come up with it. And it is a good phrase.

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