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dirty little secret
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
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But why?
EDIT: Ah, Patreon, got it.
7366043 Becuase God is dead.
...
I've seen bigger.
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Ask not 'why?', ask 'why not?'
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Where?
And Big Mac walks in to cockslap both of them to death
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Somewhere on 4chan, people talking about literally fucking the big bang and having an omnipotent dick to control all of reality with, for their dick is god., the creator and the destroyer, the beginning of all life, omnipresent.
Then collectively fucking every living thing at once within that universe as the ultimate form of incest.
7366092 One dick to rule them all.
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Phew. Okay.
As long as it wasn't part of a published story, I retain my 'Biggest cock in all of literature' achievement! ^.^
The only thing bigger than this cosmic cock is the publishing binge that you're on
This story was the bomb-diggity. GG, son. GG.
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Does it count if it was a greentext? Probably not.
By Smashing Pumpkins
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Your daily science fact.
Since my publishing binge contains the cosmic cock, it must be as big or larger than the cosmic cock.
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^.^
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Inspired by the poetry of Allen Ginsberg, more than anything else, actually.
So, you can see, a story like this is what happens when I study poetry.
Now... I expected something...
But f*ck that "something", this was much better.
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I do what I can!
Chou Tengen Toppa Gurren Cock
was the first thing that dropped in my head
Find 9-puzzle on FurAffinity. As weird as you may think this is, as rare and unheard of and such... they specialize in this. They put out a picture about this exact thing at least once a week if not more. They can do up an illustration if you like. They do ponies.
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You're here, too?
ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i57/5/9/29/frabz-i-have-the-weirdest-Boner-Right-now-79801e.jpg
And the destruction of the universe could have been avoided. Quite easily. But nope. Had to have that contest because 'super dicks'
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Gonna have to explain that one.
Please tell me it's not bigger!
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Heh, everything is somebody's fetish.
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But is it the biggest?
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Truly, the great tragedy of our time.
Well, this was.. a thing. can't say "Hyper" is ever something I really 'got' or found exciting.... but the story was still hilarious nonetheless.
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Taking things to extremes is fun! ^.^
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the dick to pierce the heavens ?
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Through Dick, Unity
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Something like that...
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Barely. I figured out my problem is that I got burned out on pony writing (but not ponies) because of the emotion I put into my Anti-Fall stories. I'm recharging and resting while idly plunking out projects I should be doing, like my actual novel work.
7366149 I was more drawing parallels with Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.
That's it I'm out of this fucking disturbed website, Ghost was right there's something wrong with you fucking bronies.
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I'm not worried.
Now that you've got a taste of it ... you'll be back.
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Based on their profile, they seriously rage quit because of a fetish that is not even solely bound in this fandom. Quality.
7366097 Now someone needs to write a story that contains the biggest vagina in all published literature. Even bigger than their own, cause giant penises need friends, after all.
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Some people just can't handle the awesome.
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This one sort of has that, when Luna got all stretched out...
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Fluttershy's already the biggest pussy in the known cosmos, so you can scratch that one off the list.
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Do let me know if you pull it off!
Well, I did officially challenge you (and everyone else in your new clop group) to do so...
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Well, this is the largest cock in literature I've seen, but I know of a picture that has one big enough it's breaking the multiverse from the inside.
While I'm pretty sure I can't post a link, just search "artist:mr.pink, impossible fit" on derpibooru. And there's an image of an even bigger pair of boobs in the comments of the non-cum version that shows as well.
7367021 Oh, now that's just mean: I like it.
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7366797 Hey don't freak out the little guy so fast, but give it time, heck I gave it time and I made a mooncest group. This fandom makes you do weird things.
Damn it, Bendy!
Oh... Not Bendy. Nevermind then.
And its still not the biggest. JollyJack has a comic called Maxi-Gain wherein a wolf swelled so big that the multiverse was dwarfed by just the size of a drop of precum from his cock.
7366369 just watch Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and the 2 compilation movies Gurren-hen and Lagann-hen, you won't regret it
This is... weird. Obviously so, but still. I could almost imagine this as a story that Pinkie Pie made up about the creation of the universe --or a "reboot" as she keeps calling it for some reason -- and is telling it to Twilight.
I'm a little jealous. Not because of the content but because of the tone. It's very different from most of the other stories I've read by you.
Gurran Lagann "D" edition
This story contains Joffrey Baratheon?
Absolutely beautiful
Funny how although this isn't my most popular story at the moment, it's by far getting the most comments!
Well, let's get started.
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Wow... now I need to make another chapter of this where things get bigger than that!
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That picture is so tiny it's hard to tell... but yeah, that seems apt. ^.^
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I can understand the confusion, though.
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Damn. I suppose comics count as literature.
Time to edit the story description!
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I think I might...
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Jealous? What do you mean?
And yeah, this one is very different than my usual fare. Usually I take things pretty seriously, but this one was just one huge (heh) joke.
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Who?
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That was a fun part to write!
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Isn't it, though?
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what if i tell you it's Monty Oum's favorite anime?
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where is a good "shots fired" gif when i need one?
7369219 what I'm referring to is Gurren Lagann; more specificly Super Galaxy Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan
stream1.gifsoup.com/view/177994/super-galaxy-tengen-toppa-o.gif
7369506 i.imgur.com/3HnJg43.gif
How's about a battleship? Don't get much bigger shots than that...