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The Eroticator


A pleasure robot from the future. Was programmed with a giantess fetish.

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just barely not profane t-shirt

"Length or slogan?"
"It's Vinyl, so both."

However, the Goliath grew rapidly with each orgasm, quickly surpassing the size of even Princess Celestia’s much-lauded penis.

That's a heck of a phrase to deploy without warning.

D-Don’t. Who knows how much I’ll actually produce now?

"Babe, it's Detrot. Nothing of value will be lost."

And that epilogue. :rainbowlaugh: Great combination of raunchiness, sweetness, and utter absurdity.

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"Babe, it's Detrot. Nothing of value will be lost."

Isn't most of the problem with Detroit the fact that the manufacturing jobs it was built on got outsourced?

What the fuck did I just read?

I mean, there's creative, and then there's creative.

So, like, if the shaft starts on her groin, then goes through the portal, does that mean it's really narrow at the root before expanding in girth for a few feet to reach full width?

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Why are you thinking instead of fapping?

>portal panties
Does this mean she also hasn't changed that pair in eight years? Eew.

That was freakin awesome!

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She cleans them in the shower it's fine.

For those who want to see the full version of the cover art, check out 1013621 on Derpi.

How many octaves is it on a piano keyboard?

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if it's the average keyboard that's 88 keys.
Some have more keys, some have less.
Less keys generally speaking are for toy or specialized pianos that only really play specific things.
More keys are for richer resonance and the extra keys aren't usually used.
To answer your question, 7 and 1/4 octaves as far as I'm aware
Edit: anything less or more than 88 keys isn't very practical

The Moon might not be far enough away, before long. Then they'll have to schedule their happy fun times so it's not pointed directly at Equus, or directly away from it!

Great story.

I’ve always love excess/insane sizes in stories. It’s always been a personally favorite but it becomes so much better when the writer uses it in a great story.

Can’t wait for your next one.

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Umm, I'm somewhat familiar with a piano, having played said instrument now and then.

I was referring to the size of the massive futa member mentioned prominently in the story and how it compares to the length of a typical piano keyboard.

Now youre thinking with portals. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/Conversion_Gel.png

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That probably won't be for a while, but there's always my back catalog!

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Well considering the term stories is used, I’d say hundreds?

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I'm going to be honest; I recognized the image but didn't have it saved anywhere, so I just spent fifteen minutes trying to find a combination of keywords to find it via web search. Thank you for your service.
I have not read the story yet, but I will next time. The image itself was enough for this time.

Dude lmao. Wouldn't her dick boil and then explode from contact with the vacuum of space?

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Because this is a completely realistic story.

Wow, this was fun and silly 😂 good job

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With the way the sun and moon are depicted on the show, there's pretty much no way for the laws of physics to apply.

Ever heard of royal gloryholes?

This story was awesome, but I really enjoyed the fact that Octavia's GIGANTIC dick was made into a tourist attraction. That bit alone could make an amazing alternate version of this story.

Like what if Twilight came to the conclusion that because of the dick's history. Clearly the pony that the cock belongs to, hadn't cum for 8 years straight. Which is not good for them to keep holding it like that.

So, what if she found a way to help the pony get off and make the attraction more exciting.

All without the risk of flooding/destroying everything.

Come one, come all, and ride The Goliath

Too over the top for me. Reads more like a comedy than actual porn.

Heh, fine comedy. Although I admit I expected a bit smaller instrument and "realistic" twist, where somewhere mid-arousal the instrument goes like "there's not enough blood for both of us", Octavia pales and loses consciousness due to blood loss to other regions then gets rest of pleasure unconscious :rainbowlaugh:

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Or split the difference where she loses any semblance of coherence and restraint long before orgasm, with the same excuse as all the cartoon characters who have their brains removed from their bodies and have nothing more than that happen.

I feel like if twilight could banish octavias penis to the moon twilight could have chosen to make it smaller instead if she really wanted to.

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