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I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.


Rarity and Rainbow Dash are about as in love as two ponies can be. Every once in a while, they do something utterly exciting and amazing. Between those moments, they live their lives just like any other couple does. These are some of those between times.

Basically, when a little idea for a Raridash scene comes to mind, I'll be adding to this. Updates will come whenever something comes to mind.

Rated teen for occasional saucy material. Largely inspired by a wonderful little tumblr called Raridash Doodles.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 31 )

Well I'm certainly sold.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Oh, Dash, the answer is always "I am not sexually or romantically attracted to any of our friends".

No, no, it wasn't what Dash said, but how she said it. There's nothing wrong with Fluttershy being "lovely" and "sweet," but when you answer a lady's question with such vulgar details as Rainbow did, you are simply asking for trouble.

Well, this should be a fun story. Also, I agree with Minds Eye. 7066107 It's not that answered, it's how she answered. Then again, Rarity shouldn't have expected anything different from Dash.

... I'm honestly not sure if I love or hate you right now

Cute. As. Fuck.

The question wasn't who else Dash would date, it was who else she would have sex with. Of course her reply referenced sexual characteristics. Rarity asked a vulgar question, and got a vulgar answer.

Ah, but Rarity did not answer vulgarly when Rainbow asked the same question. Rainbow got a blueprint of how to answer and ignored it less than two minutes later.

As for the new chapter, leave it to the NCOs of an army to get everything squared away and get to the root of a problem.

War changes a number in radical ways. I don't mean to go off on a tangent, but sometimes war is something that can only be marketed to the lowest common denominator. In another world, our two sides could have been friends. Whether it be three of us or two of them, we're all eventually equal."

Damn puns!! :rainbowlaugh:

Rarity is f*king insane.

Pizza Bagels are divine incarnate.

~Skeeter The Lurker

This is so adorably cute. Really :rainbowkiss:

Also, we do know who holds the reins in bed now... :raritystarry:

"Uh-huh. Here you go, your majesty."
"You were only required to call me that last night, Dash."

My favorite part, and I can totally see Rarity as the type who wants to be called something like that during intimate moments.


your majesty

That shows something...:twilightoops:


"Come look or else you'll be spending the night on the co-hoooouch~!"

Was not expecting that :rainbowlaugh:

These are fantastic and I love them. Please continue this lil series!

Oh, Rainbow. If only you remembered Rarity was going to Canterlot, you could have called her bluff about sleeping on the couch and kept your lead.

"Uh-huh!" Sweetie Belle chimed in. "We're so glad you could join us, Rainbow Dash! Say, why are you joining us anyway? Rarity never explained it."

"Because hypothetical questions are dumb," Dash responded, frowning as she felt Bloom tug at her mane once more.

Rainbow Dash got to visit The Couch™.

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Wow this is a really good story, please continue!

So Rainbow wrote down a lot of 6s huh?

Illuminati Confirmed


They all have differing strengths, but I've liked all of these little mini-fics so far, and I'd be happy to see more.

Wow I thought you and your fic were dead. What a pleasant surprise.

Glad to see it's a pleasant one! I've kinda had a massive case of writer's block, expounded by a lack of time to write even when I find the tiniest bit of motivation. I'm hoping it'll pass soon, but I was able to get this out somehow.

"What do you think it means?" Bloom asked.

"Probably something stupid," came Sweetie's flat reply.

And silly and therefore oh so very cute :rainbowlaugh:

I literally gasped out loud when I saw the new chapter in my favourites. I love these stories

As for the actual chapter, great work! Really love the relationship dynamic in this series.

"Well..." Dash began, tapping a hoof to her chin. "...I think I'd go with Pinkie. She can be a bit loud sometimes, but that energy she's got is unbelievable. It'd take forever to wear her down in bed. And she's got some great curves, and you know she'd be super-attentive and make sure you left happy. So yeah, Pinkie Pie."

Yes! Pinkidash!!

Writers block? Do you need cake? Or help? Or help disguised as a cake? Please, I need the raridash!

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