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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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poor celestia, gets everyone all ready and willing then BAM! sleepy times

interesting...

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Shh, don't ruin the joke for everyone. You are first to comment.

Like a mother bird feeding her chicks the huge white alicorn leaned her head over them, depositing huge buckets fulls of your cum directly into their open mouths.

Wat.

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Sharing is caring, you know. XD



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Thanks. Good work.

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Can't seem to see image.

Any other thoughts on this?

Edit: After looking at the image in web browser. Thanks very much, I'm glad you enjoyed this story.

7007795 Yes. That "Celestia feeds the other three human cum from her mouth" made me wat. And that ending made me laugh so hard I peed myself. Bendy, I frigging love you.

Only you Bendy can provide my dose of randomness and I love it. And as always loved this.

Huh my brain does not hurt after reading this weird... nice story funny ending:rainbowlaugh:

I wish I got fucked by four horses.

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I do believe she used her mouth. Perhap Sunbutt blinded you with her amazing butt?


Poor Celestia at the end there. She didn't get the Human D.


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Glad you enjoyed it. Any part you liked in particular?


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So I have failed? Your brain didn't hurt. Damn.

Like a mother bird feeding her chicks the huge white alicorn leaned her head over them, depositing huge buckets fulls of your cum directly into their open mouths.

Oh damn, that is so dirty but so hot!
I loved the story.

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I hope that earned a few laughs from you. The mental image seems hilarious to me.

If you don't mind me asking, what was it you loved about this story? I love being given details on things.

So I read how Celestia punishes ponies by sitting on them, and her cheeks are heavier than elephants, and my head was filled with pics I'd seen of how having elephants crush you is an actual torture, then I read a little more and those pics were banished from my mind thank you for a great story that temporarily scarred me and healed said scars in less than a minute well done

Each of Celestia enormous fat cheeks

*Celestia's

WE WANT THOU

*THEE

Yes, thou has a good point,

*hast

Other than those nitpicks, I liked it. Thou hast a most excellent talent in the random genre.

Even now, I find it rather difficult to even.

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If you are good, Celestia won't crush you. She will use weight protection magic if you wanted to get freaky with her.


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Thanks for pointing those out. I fixed them.

Glad you enjoyed this story. I would like to know details as to why you liked, if you're willing to tell me. What parts/lines did you like, stuff like that.

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Let's just say I want a sequel wherein Celestia gets her turn with Anon.

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I probably would add a second chapter if I was ever to do that.

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If ever that gets written, I eagerly await it.

7007886 All of it. Sure there were mistakes but who cares with a story like this it just adds to the comedy.

Please make a sequel to this story. :twilightsmile:

That was so awkward I couldn't even fap properly.
Good job bendy, again.

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I might add another chapter.


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Poor Princess Celestia, the human was just too tired.


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You enjoy the comedy too?

OOohohoh Bendy, you silly butt loving bastard you, you never fail to make me laugh hard to the point my stomach gets a sex pac... I mean six pac... yeah... yeah that.

THIS HUMAN IS ONE LUCKY FUCKY DUCKY! I wish I was that lucky :pinkiecrazy: I'dmake plenty of time for good ol Celly~
Its easy for me to tell this is a story by you, you always go for Heart Shaped love beds 8'D

Good work, good work! XD

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Glad you enjoyed this story. Those alicorn got lovely butts, don't they?

The moral of this story is one gives enough nice pets and belly rubs to your pony friend from this universe. They will want to make love to you. XD


Luckily Celly got weight protection. Otherwise, you'll be killed, crushed to death by tons worth of fat pony booty. XD

Did you feel sad for Celly when Anon fell asleep when it was her turn?

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Yes they do, but... MOONBUTT GOT BEST BUTT~ LOOK AT DAT MOON!

Yay! :yay: I shall take note of this~

Lol, luckily XD hehehe.

I did feel sorry for her, hehehe, i hope she gets her... revenge soon :rainbowkiss: how dare Anon.

from the get go I was dying of laughter great story 8/8

Comment posted by Bendy deleted Mar 8th, 2016

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Mind me asking for details on how you found it so funny?

What parts, lines and stuff did you like?

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Yes they do, but... MOONBUTT GOT BEST BUTT~ LOOK AT DAT MOON!

Personally Sunbutt for me.

I did feel sorry for her, hehehe, i hope she gets her... revenge soon :rainbowkiss: how dare Anon.

Come on, give Anon a break. He's only human. Sex with alicorns is tiring.

7011491 what part? this part

Luna voice boomed, causing your blankets to blow away from the sheer power of her voice. "WE LOVE THEE OUR HOMO SAPIEN FRIEND. WE WANT THEE TO UNLEASH THY GLORIOUS TASTY SEED INTO OUR ROYAL MOUTH! IN ADDITION TO FEELING THY LOVE CREAM EXPLODE OUT FROM THY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN PHALLUS INTO OUR MIGHTY MAGICAL ALICORN NETHERS!"

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Sunbutt's cool, very cool... or should I say hot?

If he tried hard enough, if he tried hard enough. :P

I think it was nearly a matter of death by snoo snoo!

when Candance called him an Sexy Ape I pictured Donkey Kong. So how big is Celestia in this universe, I tried picturing her giving Aon an Blow Job and it was not coming out right. though I did enjoy the love making with Twilight very cute pure love.

I'm not much for asses but yay horse noises! :rainbowwild:

10/10. BEST CLOP. WOULD READ AGAIN.

Comment posted by Admiral_Gravleos deleted May 1st, 2016

Each of Celestia’s enormous fat cheeks weighed literally tons, each one even heavier than a fully grown african elephant, all thanks to tens of thousands of years of eating cakes to fatten up her amazing backside. Which was perfectly round and smooth, for she had the one butt to rule them all.

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This is funny as all hell love the ending.

"Noooooooooooo!" She screamed in horror. "I have to wait until morning for sex with handsome human!"

Comment posted by Boulder deleted May 22nd, 2016

Hi,
Always enjoy your stories.
Particularly after rough day, sit back, relax and laugh my arse off...
Incidently, as possibly intended, the narrator to these stories in my mind's eye is Bender.
Sometimes, for a change of pace it's Morgan Freeman.
Perhaps we should have Morgan Freeman as a special guest star in your next story!

Aww, Lulu, you're so cute ^_^ PRAISE THE MOONBUTT!!!

ok so a few things, yes it was an ok read and i'v read a few of your stories but i gotta ask what is with the theme of excessive size? do you have that giant amazonian fetish? not complaining or anything however you get a bit excessive like comicly excessive not sexy excessive.

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