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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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7734360

Was it sad because of Luna's anatomy problem?

Did you find it funny?

I...

This was something. I like it.

7734378

How so? Was it somewhat unexpected anatomy?

because our vagina and asshole from the inside are literally absolute zero

I have multiple science-related objections to this.
For one thing, if they actually were true absolute zero, then they would just appear to be a black void before scattering across all of space and time, removed from the known plane of reality and simply being absorbed into the fabric of the universe.
Lunas vag and ass, scattered across the entire universe.

7734389

That's one big butt.

But seriously, you are applying science to a magic horse? This story is a spin off of Alicorn Body Issue, which also throws science and logic out the window.

7734394
Yes.
I am a funkiller.
It is my job to apply science to magic pastel horses and make them unfun.

Poor Anon no pony butt for him.

But couldn't they use magic to counter it? Then pony butt fro everyone.

7734421

Well... he can still slap her butt and rub it.

7734425 I guess that'll have to do. Better then nothing.

Well, now we know why Cadence is the only alicorn to have a baby.

poor princesses cant ever know love! so heartbreaking :raritydespair:

Why isn't there a sex tag?

Ave Imperator!

Bendy... why? BENDY, W U DO THIS?!? :raritydespair::raritycry:

:duck:

Did make me chuckle, though :rainbowwild:

7734396 What would that talent look like as a cutie mark?

7734873
Probably a ⃠ over a smiling pony face.

7734427 I propose sub zero ice thinge...

Yay another pony anatomy story! I like the ones where anon can't do normal stuff to them! Except futa though.
Thanks bendy!

That got a laugh outta me

Luna is so cute.Though she always cute.:twilightsmile:

Poor Luna, no special somepony for her.

7734601

Now added, I forgot.


7734547

Well, Cadence can.


7734770

I know, poor Luna.


7735018

What did you like about this one?


7735277

She can sill have a special somepony, but no sex.

7735381

Cadance can

And Twi too, that is if you ever get her away from books

Oh goodness, that was funny.

Twilight can't because her vagina is actually books, and the ween would get hella papercut.

Cadence can't because anti-cuckold spell placed on her by shining

“Don’t worry, alicorn vaginas are very strong. Princess Cadance once had sex with a tiny breezie and he was able to fully satisfy her.”

That is some massive size difference... I think, I forget how big those fuckers are.

Also, is Luna farted, would she fart shards of sharp ice? Or would she cause a blizzard? I wanna know...
For science of course.

Awesome story Bendy, ehehe

7738592

That is some massive size difference... I think, I forget how big those fuckers are.

They can squeeze very hard.

Also, is Luna farted, would she fart shards of sharp ice? Or would she cause a blizzard? I wanna know...
For science of course.

I'm pretty sure she would fart in a safe place, by using powerful magic to contain her farts. XD


7737819

So.. she had a breezie boyfriend before Shining Armor?

7738734

They can squeeze very hard.

So it seems, hohoho.

I'm pretty sure she would fart in a safe place, by using powerful magic to contain her farts. XD

:rainbowlaugh: Hahaha, but what if she farted in her sleep? Everyone does, Luna is no exception.

i can see it now.

Breaking News! A blizzard exploded out of Luna's tower last night, smelling faintly of red velvet cake for some reason. More at 11.

7738769

Hahaha, but what if she farted in her sleep? Everyone does, Luna is no exception.

Long lasting magic? Well... if she forgot to cast anti fart magic things could get troublesome.

But that's only Luna... if Princess Celestia forgot to cast anti fart magic during the night, it will be like a volcanic eruption. XD

7741103
Hmm... true, hehe.

if Princess Celestia forgot to cast anti fart magic during the night, it will be like a volcanic eruption. XD

LOL :rainbowlaugh: And that kids, is how Canterlot became a volcano! :yay:

I honestly thought she was going to have black holes for her privates. And any object that enters would dematerialize.

Don't know how I missed this, but it was about what I'd expect from you. Why the mare had that specific toy I don't know, but I'm certain we'll work something out. We have magic, after all.

7741103 MadMaxtheBlack had a story that did that. Celestia farted a thirty-second burst of plasma.

So... Her mare bits are as cold as space... Why not use a spell that makes his human bits unable to freeze or change temperature? Still amusing story

7802767
Even a 99% effective heat barrier spell would prevent him from feeling any temp drop more than being slightly cooler than his own body temperature, so yeah.

Our body can survive the cold vacuum of space after all.

the cold vacuum of space

the cold vacuum of space

Space is not in any meaningful way cold, and a vacuum cannot have a temperature.
In fact, just after suffocation, being cooked alive is the second most likely way to die from space.

7877732 They are in a world where the Sun and Moon moves on command. Their universe's space could very well be cold :twilightsmile:

7879022 Their sun is just as hot as our sun, as has been stated in the previous fic set in this specific alternate universe. If space were somehow to possess enough matter to be functionally cold, it would quickly transfer away the sun's heat. (Never mind all the other problems this would cause, such as its complete opacity and the havoc it would wreak on gravity.)

Can you make squeal or second like you did with princess Celestia?

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