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RarityEQM


Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Comments ( 40 )

Wow. If you've REALLY wrote a story about sexual education, and kept it down to an E rating, that really is an impressive accomplishment. Let's see...

A few minutes later...

Well, I'd say it was more of a T rating, but yeah. Did inspire me to giggle in a few places (the naivety of foals, eh?) so have an upvote. 1 story down, 22 to go now... :twistnerd:

EDIT: Oops, you have changed the rating. Well done. Better to be safe etc...

No doubt that this could happen, but you'd think that Apple Bloom would already know the basics, after all, she lives on a farm. (Ask anyone who has lived on a farm! :raritywink: )

Well, that was... odd. Got to be one of the odder stories about this thing that I've read. No offense.

I feel sorry for Cheerilee in this story. I would also keep in mind Diamond Tiara's father said she would have. I am surprised that Cheerilee never reacted to that her own father feels she is going to be a whore.

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah. Thank you you have made my day thank you.

:unsuresweetie: Rarity why is Spike always smoking after his visits with you?
:raritywink: He a dragon Sweetie Belle it come natural for him...
:unsuresweetie: Did he eat broccoli ? or break walnuts ? or bake pie?
:raritywink: of course, Sweetie what are all the questions about?
:unsuresweetie: Am I going to be an auntie ? :raritystarry: What!?!
:unsuresweetie: Why not? Everypony at school is pregnant
:heart::moustache::heart:

This is pure gold! :rainbowlaugh:

Poor, poor Cherilee... how needed is her work and how far her determination goes are quite far one from another :twilightoops:

Well, Rarity didn't surprise :raritystarry:, and Dash had some bad experiences with Gilda, it seems... :rainbowderp:

Yeah, this is definitely rated correctly at Teen with a Sex tag.

I have tears coming from my eyes...still! This was just so damn funny!! I laughed so hard I almost choked!

I never knew pie could get one pregnant. Or that Cheerilee and Big Mac....well, maybe I guessed that one!

Bravo, my dear. You made my day!!

BTW, I'm glad you decided to complete this very funny story. I'm still laughing!

Rumble, however, thought that idea would make for a great comedy. (He was wrong).

Di- Did he just diss American Pie?

7188181 Not that I care all that much as I didn't watch that movie, but still..

Meeester
Moderator

Sorry but you've gone too far on the sex jokes. There is only so many times you can get away with a penis/vagina joke before you've slipped into Mature rating. It's been changed accordingly unless you decided to edit it down to a more teen-friendly version.

I've never laughed so much at a story before. Have a like and favorite. You've earned it :rainbowlaugh: :yay:

7188257 ... you're kidding, right? :rainbowhuh:

7188491 Oh, Darling, it's quite alright. If Meester thinks it should be M, I'm going to defer to him on this case. It IS a fairly raunchy story, even if nothing directly sexual happens in it. I can see this needing an M rating. It's all right. <3

"MISS CHEERILEE CAN I GET PREGNANT FROM EATING PIE?!"

"Yeah, everyone got pregnant from a food fight, and Silver Spoon ate some broccoli so she grew a penis and Miss Cheerilee told us all to go home so she could cry in peace. I hope she feels better soon. She said it was another night for her and Jack Daniels. I don't know who that is, but Miss Cheerilee seems to like him a lot. Anyway, I need to test something Applebloom told me, do we have any pie?"

These two. These two broke me. I now have no guts with which to bust anymore.

Bravo!

7187383

Dashie's just weeping for what she gave up. :rainbowderp:

I swear, if this happened in real life.....
I'll leave this sentence open.

You know this would have been funnier if we got a reaction from Rarity or someone else, that would have made it extra funny. Not bad, and clearly someone enjoys American Pie.

7193130 humor is all subjective darling. There's no such thing as you could have made this 'funnier'. As in, funnier, to you, yet less funny to me. I can't write something that'll make everyone giggle, so I focus on making myself giggle.

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Hey I acknowledge that.....Mostly because humor is not my thing, and when it comes to sex jokes....Yeah I'm really bad at those. Don't mean to sound like criticism as I thought this was funny, it was just a suggestion.

That was the best ending ever.

I just 'liked' it and got 69. LOL!

I like your way of typing names. "Apple Bloom" and "Big Mac" are inferior, Applebloom and Big-Mac is the way to go.
Also nice little story.

7198460 I'm a special little cupcake aren't I?:duck:

7198525 Yes, keep doing it and don't let them encourage you to go the mainstream way!

Lost it when they started talking about nuts

Damn. No matter how many times I read this I bust out laughing.

7279289 You captured my reactions to this story in this one comment.

I called a male in school an unicorn...
That was when I was ten...

"Can you snort semen like blow?" asked Dinky Doo.

Of all the insane questions rattled at the woefully unprepared Cheerilee, this is the one that killed me. :rainbowlaugh:

"MISS CHEERILEE CAN I GET PREGNANT FROM EATING PIE?!"

This broke me.
I still think this should be a T story.

you cocktease! great story though.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

More like the best thing you've ever written. XD Oh god, I about died.

Comment posted by Sadistic Joy deleted May 15th, 2022

ISN'T THERE A SINGLE ADULT THAT HAS THE UNDISPUTED BALLS TO TELL THE BIRDS AND BEES TO THESES FOALS?!?!?!!!

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