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Ha! I didn't see the ending coming but it works!

Why would the Gatekeeper of Gozer be in Princess Celestia's Royal Mare Bits? And yes, I totally got that reference.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

5212099 It seemed like a good idea at the time!
I'm so sorry!:raritycry:

5212112 Yay, reference get!

Also, wait and see.

Wraith..... da fuq did I just read?

And when will we learn what demon haunts her alabaster clam?

5212137 I would post a forum-response-image, but I do not feel like waiting for twenty minutes for the images in the imgur album to load.

Whelp, I am off to see the Princess... The Princess of Dreams that is, as I am tired, and I hope that Luna watches over my dreams. (I am starting to roleplay, I must be pretty fucking tired...)

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

Well to be fair out of all the places to haunt I think a princesses *cough, cough* is one of the better ones. :trollestia:

It's a creepy night & The princess stalls, Who ya going to call ? ROTORROOTER !:trollestia:

If it's about sending a message... what message does this send? :rainbowlaugh:

Somebody else is thinking about that scene from Scary Movie?

hah this sounds like it's gonna be great....

Now I'm going to imagine the Nostalgia Critic's 'Zuul' voice coming out of her.

thanks a lot.

In the name of jolly co-operation I shall still PRAISE THE SUN! Im sad solaire died on my play through :c.

My sides... please, give them back.

A ghostbusters reference. A classic way to go.

Wouldn't somepony have had to die in there for it to be haunted?

Well, we all know that there's only one way to exercise a haunted vagina. It's going to be long, hard, and exceedingly vigorous, but I think we stand a good chance on this one. Get to work Moony!

MAybe, Celestia should go to Black Rose, Witch of the Tarot.

And yes, i did get the reference too.

Haunted vaginas. Just another day in Equestria.

If there's somethin' strange in your Celestia
Who ya gonna call?


If it's somethin' weird an' it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?


If you're seein' things runnin' through your cunt
Who can you call?

Gho... Nightmare Moon!

To be honest, I would have had the same reaction as Moony did. >_>

“Tia?” Luan said through the door.

You know the drill.

She then had a exceedingly undignified fall forward


Funny... I don't know why but I am liking this pairing.

Really? I know why, they have this whole ying yang thing going for them. Plus there's the question of "Is Nightmare related to them?" 'cause she was 'born' -and I use that term loosely- from Luna.

Sweet jebus. At first I thought it was a silly plot that lead to sex, but then the ending...

Man, you better write a sequel to this


It gets better. It could be said that she was created from both Luna and Celestia.

This story has possibly the best title I've read on this site. Please write more.

Hopefully the resolution to this problem doesn't involve a proton pack being jammed up a certain part of Celestia's anatomy.

What made you to come up with this. Whatever it is, keep on doing it.

ZUUL, MOTHERFUCKER, ZUUL!!! I expected everything but not this... :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh and regarding the blog post you did for this... I actually think Lauren would laugh her butt off if she were to read your fics^^ lol

The first thing I thought of when I saw the title. (Warning: It's Frankie Boyle, so obvious it's going to be.. NSFWly interesting.)

Also, I wonder if they are going to call ghostbusters or genoclogist


What made you to come up with this.


5217225 I'm sure she gets way to many emails a day without having to be bothered by my words.But it's nice to fantasize about sexiest redhead ever getting a kick out of it.

5217602 i.imgur.com/ecZrpQ7.png

5217913 *Scribble**Scribble**Scribble*

5218115 true^^ But I do know that lauren loves the brony community^^ so it may be worth a shot^^

Comment posted by Delerious deleted Nov 2nd, 2014

5218640 Either the most awkward doctor's appointment, the weirdest episode ever, or the best porno ever created.

Of course, knowing this author, it will be bit of all these and then some.

ha, we agree.

Best porno of all time staring: a gynecologist, ghostbusters, Nightmare Moon, celestia.
now in a dvd store near you!

5218927 Rated NSFW of all ages

Not safe for Woona of all ages

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