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MythrilMoth
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What did I just read? I want an excuse.
3812958 I have no excuse!
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But... this... I don't... how... Why would you do this?
3812968 Silly reaction to a wrong-sounding line in the new episode.
10/10 5 stars liked faved amazing
3812970
I will never be able to unsee this.
3812991 Me either.
What is...I don't even...
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...Yeah.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3813013 Tried to warn you!
Okay, that was pretty funny, I not gonna lie.
Glad to see that I'm not the only one who's a practitioner of BS comedy.
Great job!
Silver out!
3813015
I should have listened...
Who was the 'lucky' guy to approve this? They probably had a chuckle or two...
Please say it was Meeester...
~Skeeter The Lurker
3813015
No you didn't! You need a giant flashing sign that says to not read this story.
3813030 It was Obs, actually.
3813033 Do you put a big flashing sign on a landmine?
3813034
Pffffttttt.
I can only imagine his reaction...
~Skeeter The Lurker
........think my brain stopped.
3813040
I would compare this story to a literary strain of the Black Plague, not a landmine. But if your intention was to cause disease, famine, boils, cesarean sections, appendectomies, dismemberment, and eventual death, you succeeded.
3813077 topkek
3813077 Yay!
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Somehow I don't think that's a "yay" moment.
Because of reading this story, I am in the process of amputating my legs; I'm hoping the blood loss kills me before the story does.
3813109 Sooo...trollfic success?
Yeahhhh!
3813117
Yes, now please excuse me. I must crawl to the laundry cupboard.
It's time to drink bleach!
3813139 Save some for me!
Seriously, I'd never have pictured myself writing something this sick and wr..well okay yeah I've kind of done a couple other wrongsick toilet humor fics. But really, this whole thing would never have happened if yesterday's episode had not had that one REALLY REALLY UNFORTUNATE LINE.
3813146
...I still don't forgive you.
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No... no stop...
... TEN ATTA TEN! FIVE STARS! FOUR STARS!
So if R is for rainbow dash then he rapes her right?
Move along, move along, nothing to see here...
3816001 You mean "nothing to pee here", right?
3816008 No, there's plenty to pee on. Ponyville, pastoral place that it is, is populated by peeable ponies.
3816020 I wonder if dragon pee is flammable. Perhaps this should be subject matter for a future trollfic?
Funniest thing I've read for quite some time! I love this! But I do want to know,
Why have I read this?
3816024
Oh God, what have I done...
3816024 Actually, speaking of Spike's urine (now that is something I would definitely never say under normal circumstances...I'm a Spike fan, but not borderline obsessed...not like Lyra should be), in A Crisis of Infinite Twilights, Twilight created him from a chocolate egg, so his stream is delicious liquid caramel. Thought that was hilarious enough a coincidence to mention, considering the odd direction you - yes, you this time! - took this banter in.
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I think that somewhere in the world (I'd say in Japan) there's someone who has exactly that fetish...
3823213 Pee fetishes are older than dirt, and show up in all countries.
3823221
Yeah, but usually without the element of surprise
Lmao! What a crazy story and I feel sorry for Derpy...she seems left out.
3823221
R Kelly?
Silver out!
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Oh God, it looks like his body is tellin' him yes!
Run Rarity, run!
Silver out!
*pats on the shoulder* There there. We'll never forgive you but there there.