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damn it!
Orphans do make the best bread, but you have to tenderize them before putting them in the loaf.
*off*
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This has the makings of a hilarious story.
I assume Shining (and the title) meant "my bed is made for two, not three" figuratively, not literally. Because, within reason, a bed should be about as easy to come by for a Prince of the Crystal Empire as any form of food or drink, if that was the solution.
That ';' should be a ','
"vice versa"
"soundproofed"
Needs a '?'
3634782 Hey, don't go poking holes in my plot. I don't come to your house and poke holes in your plot.
But seriously, I'll start working on fixing them errors.
3637872
Insert obvious joke here...
I set my body mode to READY!
3638776
I was so mistaken about how ready I was!
Oh goodness, I do like the Skyrim ref for the next chapter. I also do love a nice side changeling affair, though through my RP I have come to love changelings in general. As expected your quality of writing was present and the humor was solid with just enough to get me to want more. Looking forward to an additional chapter!
3643903 Thanks to your word choice and icon, I just read your comment in Fluttershy's voice.
And I hope to live up to your expectations. The story in full should be up on Christmas day.
Or, Hearth's Warming Eve.
Because ponies.
You ask the real questions, don't you? Keep it up.
I KNOW THAT MOVIE!!!! good scene from it, could have killed him another way than a pipe into a boiler, but it was killer for the punchline..... i have no life if i can tell what movie you referenced form the one line.....
It's funny enough, and quite random.
3677193 Oh Really?
"I lied."
"You're fired."
"Happy Trails Hans."
Hurray for italics where they shouldn't be!!
Dear TheWraithWriter,
However, it does not fit with the premise of the group. I wish you good tidings in your endeavors and will await a new chapter for this fic,
I regret to inform you that this story does not befit the group Guns of Equestria. I am afraid I will have to remove it from the group. My sincere apologies. Your writing is very good and raving funny!
Stay strong,
1000Fights
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3677769 Ah, whoops, I forgot you can only see what I've uploaded.
Later chapters will contain guns and gun play.
May I resubmit for approval when the story is complete?
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In that case, just re-upload it to the group when you add said chapters. I'm sorry for the mix up.
3677833 It's 'kay. It's my fault anyway.
Really? NO, REALLY, REEEEAAAALLLYYY? REEEEAAAAA-F***ING SERIOUSLY!!!!!
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My names Commander Shepard and this is my favorite story on the Citadel.
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By the way, I love this story...
3678366 Awwwww.
This story loves you too!
So bizarre, yet it can't help but read.
3678631 Yessssssss....
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3678660
Must...resist...reading...
Can't...STOP!!!!!!!!
3678681 Yes.
YES!
Give me your views.....
GIVE THEM TO ME!
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3678695
You may have won this battle but the war is far from over!
my buttocks were no where near the idea of ready much less physically ready for this update!
i just read the first two chapter and i nearly die from laughter
. good job *doing this while favoring story* 
3678840 Tis not a good day til I've nearly killed someone.
3678960
what *slowly backs away from crazy pony*
3679017 *Whispers in your ear*
"You mean the one right behind you?"
3679037
O.O I'm dead now am I *said in a scare voice*
3679053 ......Shit.
Where the hell am I supposed to hide a body this time of year?
...I think that both the Alicorn and House Sparkle Lineage suffer from the genetic disease known as "Blue-Screen Syndrome". This is mostly prevalent in ponies with high levels of magical potential. It is also characterized by sudden bouts of insanity over small (To the situation), inconsequential issues. The disease, in both phases of Insanity and Blue-Screen, is usually resolved within twenty to thirty minutes.
3679187 .............
That sounded way to complicated and factual for this story.
But that's not going to stop me from stealing it for another fic.
Funniest and most random story I've read on this site! Though I do feel sorry for Truth though hope she's ok!
3679224 It's only stealing if it is not given.
Like the rest of your works, I enjoyed this story and the humor was great XD Look forward to seeing more of this story
Side note, why the buck was Cadence having a bitch fit? Did she forget that she was totally cheating on Shining for what...a bit over 9 months? And had a baby with her? Jeez. Some mares 
Lets watch some Jeopardy shall we??
I crack myself up!
3679881 Don't worry. All shall be explained.
Really? Die Hard and Commando? I... um... hmm. I guess I'm still entertained.
You have my permission to continue with this madness.
3680727 You say it likes it a bad thing.
Also, Die Hard is a timeless Christmas classic.
Also. Next chapter will be called Clop Hard.
3680739
I see what you did there
This Shining Armor, is now the second best Shining Armor, just under the Shining Armor who married not only Cadence, but Celestia, Luna and Chrysalis.
Now to see some badass action from the ex guard captain-turned prince, driven by revenge, duty with a need to freaking fix the whole family problem and get his wife and the former Changeling queen pregnant by him.
3680955 Wow....
That's better than my summery.
Stories been good so far! Wanting to see more.
3681018 Heh, working on it.
Okay, so we are going into action movie mode. Interesting choice.
Taken, Commando, and Die Hard, and a little 007. I wonder what other action types you're going to put in there.
3681433 Truth is Jason Borne.
Craving*
Her* strides
than*