Go read this story!

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.............................................What?

Have you not seen what I've been doing lately? Go look at the last couple of blog posts and tell me I don't require some form of help.

There's a reason it's tagged with If You 2, keep reading.

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Minding the Gaps is a new series of blog posts in which I hopefully fill in some plot holes for you dear readers.

Also, narcissism.

Moving along.

Why didn't Truth just put on a disguise for her whole John McClane bit?

Changelings can make themselves appear as any pony they wish, but the must have direct contact with the pony to make the disguise, and the pony must be alive for the disguise to hold up.

Why?

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Hello, hi, how ya doing? This, is Nicolas Cage. Now I'm sure many of you are aware that I am premiering my new toy line Nicolas Cage's Littlest Ponies next month and I would very much appreciate it of you were to go out and buy as many of them as possible.

Hey, you want to see Ghost Rider 3, right? Well I'm gonna need about a shit ton of money to make that movie so-

HA!

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IF YOU SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING... 2!

The Crystal Empire. A Kingdom built upon the ideals of Love, Kindness and all-around Sparkliness, it is a realm of Peace, Propserity, an-

What she did next only counted as singing at a death metal concert.

What if Cadance was pregant?

Well... Crap.

Okay, so this a light story about dealing with responsibilty, the tackles of marriage, and true love itse-

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TvTropes.orgSo first of all: NEW CHAPTER!

And: It’s HOT and SEXY!

That’s right, I finally joined the despicable and beloved ranks of the clop writers. Hopefully my entry into this seedy and much loved (which is oddly enough the definition of beloved) world isn’t too bad.

In other, less sexy news, it is my birthday today. Yep another year, another… Something philosophical here

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Lol, not really.

Peaches, Polygons, and Penguins.

A quite large amount of Penguins.

First up, you will be getting another chapter of If You 2. It's the last one, I swear.

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My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!

President Barak Obama snorted as he was rudely awakened by his ring tone. He quickly snatched the device up and hit the answer call button. He really needed to change his ring tone to something a little more inconspicuous, he couldn’t have people knowing he liked cartoon horses. It should probably be something like Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows or MegaGeth. No one would suspect a thing then.

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Okay, first off, I'm sorry I tagged this with If You 2, but it was the easiest way to contact all of you. As an apology, and a partial explanation for what's about to happen, have this picture:

I have, at the moment, four ship fics in progress. They are, in no particular order:

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Because:

Anyway, I know all of you really want a clop Chapter to a certain story involving a certain Guard Captain and a certain Princess and a certain Changeling. So, I shall make you work for it.

I'm not altogether comfortable with writing, quote "Sloppy Horse Sex", but for you guys, I shall.
After I put you through hell.

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So, here's an opportunity for you dear readers to have some input on what happens going forward.

If you have an idea for something that should happen in the sequel to this sequel, post it below.

And, if you have something you want to see in the coming some time before Half-Life 3 clop chapter, post it below.

I shall reply to suggestions with *Scribble*s and *clop*s.
the more you receive, the better I liked your suggestion.

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I haven't finished the story! I'm so sorry!
(You can't see it, but he's fake crying right now.)
It's true!
(*sigh*)

Anyway, I'll do my darn-est to finish and upload the final chapter today.
Sneak peek!

So, while I had a good run lasting two days, If You 2 is no longer in the feature box.

For the record, I'm not complaining. I'm just so surprised and happy I got to the feature box in the first place!

Thank you to everyone who upvoted, viewed, or whatever. I love you guys and gals so much!

In a platonic fashion.

YAY!
I thank everyone who upvoted, viewed, or however the hell I got here.

We (mostly me, but you helped) did it!

Hey there bronies and pegasisiters! If I haven't already mentioned it, I would like to say I am terrible at naming things and that include characters.

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