MIf you end up sandwiched between your sexy wife and her sexy changeling lover every night, do you buy a bigger bed or your own?
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…Was he even conscious when he typed this? · 4:01am Feb 28th, 2014

My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!
President Barak Obama snorted as he was rudely awakened by his ring tone. He quickly snatched the device up and hit the answer call button. He really needed to change his ring tone to something a little more inconspicuous, he couldn’t have people knowing he liked cartoon horses. It should probably be something like Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows or MegaGeth. No one would suspect a thing then.
The president put the communication device to his ear and said a weary, “Hello?”
“Mr. Predsident, you said for me to inform you if there was any stir in the fandom.” the agent on the other end of the line said.
“What of it?”
“There has been a stir.”
Obama sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. He was really starting to regret putting Chad on watch duty.
“What kind of stir?”
“Nicolas Cage has announced a toy line of his own ponies. Based on the feeds we’re getting from Tumblr and Twitter, the fandom seems to be dividing into two factions. The factions are code-named Yay-Cage for the supporters and No-Cage for the haters.”
Obama frowned and rubbed his chin.
“Would you like us to intervene, sir?”
“Hm, not yet Chad. I’ll need some samples of what Mr. Cage has produced so far before I can make an intelligent decision.”
“Like who to send the elite seal team after?”
“Hey, I’ll stop doing it when it stops working.” Obama sighed again and said, “Do we have any materials from Cage yet?”
“I’m sending a link now, sir.”
Obama’s computer beeped and he clicked on the link as it popped up on screen. The link took him to FimFiction, the central hub of Brony fan fiction. He studied the avatar of the author first, trying to gauge what kind of person they were.
…Well… they certainly had good taste in unique profile pics.
Next he let his eyes roam over to the title of the story…. Sweet baby Hey-Zeus. Although he would probably never admit it, the president had the strongest urge to say: “The number of words in this title is too damn high!”
He quickly read over the summary of the story and checked the up-votes. It had a good number, far outweighing the down-votes, which was a good sign.
Sighing, the leader of the second or third greatest country in the world clicked on the first chapter and began reading…
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“Chad?”
“Yes, Mr. President?”
“What’s Nicolas Cage’s phone number?”