• Member Since 29th Mar, 2013
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Uberdeathninja


I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

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Comments ( 60 )

Darn you

The legend never dies

val

whole thing was great and I would've liked to see smough's POV :pinkiehappy:
but damn paragraphs were so long

:rainbowlaugh: I could see how this would make a few people upset.
Still liked it, though.

This is one of those stupidly brilliant stories that I can't help but like.
Loved the Avengers reference.
Well done, good sir.

R.L STEIN AND SMUPH.
ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEEL.

4174640
COMIC CON 2009
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

4174652

...

Why are you doing this?

4174683
BANANASWORD IS OP PLZ NERF

more? :twilightsmile:

4192177

There will be a sequel, I guess.

Well then... that was amusing.:rainbowlaugh:

When I got a feed notification saying that the Game Crossover and League of Humans Acting Villainous groups had new stories added to them I did not expect this to fall under the latter category.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I want more dear god this was funny

4241441

I'm doing a sequel right now.

4241466 what's it about and :yay:

4241506

The title's called "Ornstein and Smough go on an epic quest of infinite discovery for groceries".

You figure it out.

I hate the ornstein and smough boss fight in Dark Souls with a passion. But this fic is freaking hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing. :heart::heart:

4246476

Then you will love the sequel.

Welcome to Dark Souls indeed

I'd love to see a patches/pate in equestria story from you :3

4246522 Chrysalis has now had the experience of dark souls at its foulest!!! She got PWND and was destroyed!!! *SMASH and with the smash came a sickening squish and cracking of exoskeleton!* :rainbowlaugh:

Damn son, Chrysalis must be uber casul if she lost to Ornstein and Smough...

4972510 ornstein AND smough is excusable, but this is just ornstein. So yeah.

4974732 Smough was holding off an army of Changelings, if the Mane 6 can beat an entire company of Changelings, then normal Changelings might as well be ants, but they're still a part of Chrysalis's army.
Anyway, if it's just Ornstein, then she's a Super Ultra Uber Casul... Ornstein by himself is comparable to a man made of sticks.

4975344 the real challenge is actually hitting the fucker.

4975835 Lure him in, then when he's in the middle of his attack, that's when you hit back... easy enough.

4976608 I don't think you've played dark souls yet.

4977210 That's exactly how I beat Ornstein and Smough on the first playthrough... just have a big ass shield or dodge or all their attacks while constantly pulling backwards, that way Smough can't keep up, so when Ornstein charges you with his spear, he leaves himself completely open for one or two free stabs. Literally, they're one of the easiest boss fights in the game, ESPECIALLY if you're trying to be a tank, I get all my tactics from Gears of War and World of Warcraft... it's cool how well they work in other games.

4978171 Still doubt that you have played Dark Souls.

5012882 Still doubt that you fought Ornstein and Smough without having difficulties.... what can I do to prove that I have played the game? I could you know, record it on my phone but the quality would be horrendous.

5014100

No, no, I beleive you.

I just cannot accept the fact that ANYONE has faced Orny and Smogles without ANY degree of difficulty.

5014466 Play alot of World of Warcraft and Gears of War, then you'll realize just how easy it can be. Really, it's just kiting, i've seen it dozens of times. Only reason I got through it at the time though was because I was wearing full Havel's and Havel's shield, doing a fat roll, so I kept my shield up the whole time, only attacking when Smough was out of range and Ornstein charged with his spear. I attacked Smough in the second phase by circling around him and pummeling him, of course.

5014598

Well, good for you.

Some of us plebeians are simply without the kiting and fatrolling experience you possess, it seems.

5014704 Well, I don't fat roll anymore lol, I dodge to win, GiantDad is my build for life.

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What is it, r u cool yet?

5020832

Health! Stamina! Endurance!

Everything you could ever want!

5020837 But don't fukign forget, your grass crest shield and chaos two hander! Well, wt is it?

5020838

That's it. Now I have to add a giantdad chapter to my other story.

Casul.

5020876

Look up 'Ornstein and Smough go on an epic quest of infinite discovery for groceries'.

My names for them.


Ornstein & Smough
Super Londo Bros
Snorlax and Pikachu
Fuckwad and Bitchass
Penn and Teller
Slash 'n' Smash
Bastard and Gaywad
Hitler and Stalin
Burger and Fries
Oreos and Skittles
Pain and Suffering
Pounder and Poker
Grim and Evil
Doom and Gloom
Osama and Omar
Muzhik and Vodka
Sin and Damnation
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Phobos and Deimos
Pokey and Poundy
Celestia and Luna
Eugene and Mikhail
Fegelein and Himmler
Death and Taxes
The RCMP
Congress
Tea and Coffee
Fatman and Robin
Ghost and Goofy Bone
McCain and Palin
Renton and Eureka
The ATF
Junk and Bills
Motherfuckers
The Assholes of Londo
Der Spasspolizei
Vaas and Hoyt
Pompey and Augustus
Pushkin and Lermontov
Mudak i Suka
Blyad' i pizdets
Bullshitter and Crapshoot
Nefas
SA und SS

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