Johnson, A.K.A. Honored Service, is starting his new, nonviolent and peaceful life in Ponyville. With the recent war between the ponies and the Nightmare fading into the history books, Honored is told to live a life of friendship and tolerance in Ponyville. He must learn to overcome problems with out the insane amount of gratuitous violence he is accustomed to. Honored is left in the care of the Elements of Harmony who are about to experience a new type of hell on Earth... a bored human soldier.
This is the third story in the Johnson, Honored Service, series. You should read the first two stories to have any clue on what the flip is happening.
1st one --> The Equestrian Honor Guard
2nd one --> Honor Above All Else
Chapters (28)
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yes!
Oh heck yes! This is going to be so awesome!
This cannot end well.
Liked and Faved.
I was waiting for this story to finally get posted and i'm all ready loving it.
Keep up the good work Honored.
impress twilight my ass..
ive missed this so much
Woooo!
I'm going to try to not whinge about the lack of 'u' in honour, but then everyone would know I'm British. And a British English crybaby.
*sees this story to exist*
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!
Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddd
... IT'S A MAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man! a trilogy!
And you should remove that large space at the end.
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Clip vs Magazine
But in the end no one gives a fuck. Cause clip sounds cooler than magazine.
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then you sir are an idiot when it comes to guns.
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Wait, so people care that Honored is calling mags clips, but nobody has noticed that tuff was used instead of tough and Honored has somehow learned how to read pony? I love the internet.
3326861 and why's that
It begins.
Prepare for awesomeness on an unprecedented scale.
Wow time for me to finish up the second story and get my ass to reading this one!
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Still remember that from your story...
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Because no one seems to know what grammar and punctuation are (ahem, you asked a question. It should at least have a question mark), people get into huge arguments over little things that have little to no significance as opposed to glaringly obvious and possibly important things. The thing about clips and mags is that they've become confused and now have basically the same meaning. Despite their true meaning, people use the words incorrectly because they feel more comfortable with the word, or they just think it sounds better. It has no significance to the story, and indeed, may have been a deliberate choice by Honored to put it in. I doubt it, but it's possible. But I noticed that Honored had learned to read equestrian, despite him not learning it (as far as I know) previously. Not to mention the whole tuff thing, but it could have been deliberate once again. I mentioned it because it stood out a lot more to me.
End rant.
Man, I just remembered, you probably don't care. Oh well. Too late now.
Honored wasn't brain damaged during his adventures? Or I'm not remembering things correctly?
He could, as far as we know, summon Chtuhlu or something like that trying this spell...whyyyy. Trying to impress? With stupidity?
I was sure he have achieved it on number of occasions.
Even trying to get home he shouldn't experiment with magic like it.
3327107 Took the words right out of my mouth
Finally it is here!!!!!
Impress Twilight? Ha, everyone knows he wanted to go home
Heh proper spell components? BAH! Time to find substitutes the Johnson way!
Ok this next story had an excellent start, here's for more awesomeness.
That's where I learned to do my gardening.
Dude. This has so many errors...
...
[Insert Fangirl Scream Here]
Ah, good. A continuation. Now, how about another? ... um if you don't mind, that is.
Keep up the good work. Desu tecum.
3327302 ok 0_0
Proceed with producing this beautiful masterpiece.
lol
3327063 I agree, I already have awesome face rating activated.
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And I'm ready for the said awesomeness as I have seen the end, and a new beginning. Hey, where's sky? *looks on picture of Honor's property and see a rock and zooms in slowly and starts weeping* I forgot. CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*camera turns off then back on* YOU KILLED HER! DANG YOU! DANG YOUR KIND TO TARTARUS AND BURN! *otherponies*
IT HAS RETURNED!
Also, congrats on being featured man!
I don't blame him for wanting to see home once again. After being in Equestria for as long he has been there and it's been almost nothing but non-stop killing, he deserves a human break.
3326418 Tell it to Webster.
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Sorry.
How do you manage to get featured so frickin' fast?!?
3332023 The magic of Friendship...
And blowing huge craters in the ground.
DIRECTED BY: MICHAEL BAY
3332702 I lost my shit. Totally wasn't expecting that XD
3332540 YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
3332691 I also did it wrong, several times, because I'm using an iPad.
3332691 Disregard my miserable attempts at linking. Except the last one, that one worked.
3332708 Things happen :P No worries man, I got a good laugh out of it regardless :D
I lost my shit.
3331420 *Insert whining and whinging about how most writers use the British Oxford because it's better. Even though they blatantly don't use it. At all. Unless they're British.*
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Regardless of which dictionary is better, Webster had good ideas when it came to spelling reform. Consider that those 'British' spellings are actually French.
3334429 British, French, American, it's all descended from Latin, so there's no real debate over anything. Other than (And I'm not trying to start a British-American war here
) the fact that Americans continue to spell Aluminium as "Aluminum" and Caesium as "Cesium", even though the "a" and "i" are officially the correct spellings according to IUPAC. Old, preferable habits, I suppose 