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Come Hither


I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

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you have got to be kidding me:rainbowlaugh:.

I followed because of the amazingness that is: The Dark Apprentice.

I unfollowed because I thought you would never write anything again.

And then you post something like this? Just while i was browsing the newly submitted page, I happen to see your name? This is fate man, Hope you have room for one more follower:pinkiehappy:

This story is absolutely amazing and everything I could want in a clopfic. Twilight's history lesson was a wonderful start to the scene and you have earned a like, fave, and follow!

Spacecowboy
Story Approver

That moment when you realize that this is the author writing The Dark Apprentice, and that this clopfic is 1/3 the size of that story...

A Gangbang?? Really? That's some real hood shit right there. What's next? A mandingo party?

You can't overcome Rainbow Dash, she overcomes you!

I was sold on reading this the moment I saw that cover art.

Great story. Hilarious and sexy.:trollestia:

Can there be more of this universe? it sounds fun.

What just what I'm confused right now:unsuresweetie:

Yet it's good. GG.

Also hint hint when a person fills no pain remember its only their nervous system being shut down or less sensitive. Also if you do injury your self but don't feel anything there's a problem cause if you break a certain part of your body and you don't feel it. There's going to be a inner bleeding that kill you no matter what(well unless you found out and report it to a hospital at once.)

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

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That was why they took the toughness potion; they COULDN'T get hurt. :twilightsmile:

3257212 exactly but they can't get hurt how do they know if they broke something in the inside.

I'm just gonna imagine in my head that the next day all of them are in the emergency room getting some sort of transplant of some sort.

Kaille #13 · Sep 25th, 2013 · · 3 ·

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No, not as in can't feel pain; they can't get injured. Like when RD bit as hard as she could on Twi's neck; there was no blood. She couldn't even break the skin.

3257233 oh I guess I miss that.

Also why aren't we funding this.

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Oh right cause were humans and we kill each other from being a stupid and weird race.

Kaille #17 · Sep 25th, 2013 · · 3 ·

. . . Did somebody just go and dislike every comment on the story? :rainbowhuh:

. . . Wow. Maturity. :facehoof:

Bonus points for hilarious writing.

Minus points for utterly boring sex.

Overall verdict: Write a comedy and I'll be all over it. But when sexiness is seriously lacking in emotion, detail and credibility, I think I'll avoid reading your clop.

Still, thanks for the laughs!

Holy.......wow. Every single yes that has ever existed. Ever.

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I appears to me that many of the comments have been downvoted...

WTF?:trixieshiftright:

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Hey, don't look at me! I didn't do it.

“I’ll prove it,” Twilight said. “We’ll have an orgy.”

THIS.

still just at the beginning of the story and this one line earned you an istant fave and upvote :rainbowkiss:

Remember me why I wasn't following you?

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I'm not sure if this is already an implemented feature of the site, but maybe they should implement a max of 5 comment votes per hour like on E621 [which is 10/hour] or something...

They extend the same feature to voting images up or down. If such a feature was put on this site, I think it should just stay at the comments level.

Or maybe this is a bad idea altogether... They could make it like the youtube comments where one has to outweigh the other for negative or positive to show. Examples: [5 likes,1 dislike shows up as +4.][2 likes and 5 dislikes shows up as -3]

That is certainly one way to make a point. And I am okay with that.

Just plain water. Just vanilla ice cream. Just an extended orgy. Dash found herself becoming intrigued. Twilight thought orgies were... boring?

I know that's the point, but come on! Someone had to make the joke!

The idea that Canterlot is full of sexual libertines has now taken root in my head.

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OH DEAR GOD! IT'S THE LATEST MILEY CYRUS MUSIC VIDEO!

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The third one won't pop up, but I'll assume it relates to office objects.

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